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That’s Right Batman, Tell Them How Millionaires are Destroying Our Country
As the Occupy Gotham demonstration continues, Batman attempts to explain to a group of protesters how the world needs Apple, Wayne Enterprises, Google, and Wayne Enterprises. Did he mention Wayne Enterprises? There’s an interesting conflict. Say violence broke out at an Occupy protest. Which side would Batman be on? I’d like to think he’d protect…
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True Tales of Skyrim Adventure: An Argonian Walks Into an Execution…
Last week we asked The Elder Scrolls fans to send us their stories, tales, poetry, and songs inspired by their journey in Skyrim, threatening to republish one each day this week. We kick off five days of fan fiction with an entry from commenter Cosmopanda, warming up the crowd for the days to come. “So,…
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UncategorizedSkullgirls Had a Kitty Girl and Her Head (and Limbs) Popped Off
Upon first glimpse of Ms. Fortune, one of the femme fatales in the upcoming Xbox Live Arcade fighter Skullgirls, I was all “Oh cute, a kitty girl.” Then she ripped off her own head and threw it at her opponent. While we’ve seen Ms. Fortune in action before, this new character highlight video gives us…
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The Secret World‘s Templars Want to Punch Evil Right in the Junk
In the dark mirror reflection of our planet that is Funcom’s upcoming MMO The Secret World, three secret societies struggle to control and contain the mysteries too twisted and terrifying for mere mortals to know about. Some fight with subtlety. Others are the Templars. While the Dragon manipulates behind the scenes and the Illuminati party…
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The Equal Opportunity Perversion of Kotaku
Last week, some folks paid Kotaku the kindness of noticing how…let’s call it “progressive”…we’ve begun to lean over the last few months since I came aboard as Editorial Director. (Dan Bruno, in particular; I had other discussions on Twitter.) Often there was a criticism behind the compliments: Why does an organization that unabashedly wants to…
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UncategorizedMore People Should Be Playing Otomedius Excellent
Released last week for the Xbox 360 amidst a slew of better-known titles, Konami’s Otomedius Excellent is a colorful side-scrolling shooter featuring pretty girls and online co-op for up to three people, if you can find anyone to play with. I can’t. *sniffle* While everyone else was lining up for Modern Warfare 3 and Skyrim…
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Assassin’s Creed Revelations Stealthily Kills a String of Perfect Review Scores
With everybody from Mario to Saints Row scoring perfect 100s from game reviewers this season it’s good to see a big-name title that bucks the trend. I suppose that doesn’t apply if you’re Ubisoft. The Ezio saga finally comes to a close in Assassin’s Creed Revelations, the third and final chapter of the series that…
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