Chinese Kissing Marathons Are Brutal, Short

You think gaming marathons are tough? Ha! Trying kissing marathons. On Valentine’s Day in China’s Anhui Province, couples tried to kiss as long as possible in hopes of winning a 1 carat diamond. The marathon looked, well, like no fun! Couples fell down in exhaustion and had pained looks on their faces. One female contestant…

Game Creators Look To 2012: We’ll Do Better

Last year turned out to be a tough one for most Japanese game companies. With natural and nuclear disasters and economic downturns, it’s been a rough year all around. In Weekly Famitsu, several game companies have announced their year-end performance and plans for 2012. So let’s have a look at what’s in store. Major players…

Is Nintendo about To Piss Off the Bible Belt?

For years, hardline Christians have been calling Pokémon evil. One questionable individual even called the character “Oriental demons”. Now, it’s not a new Pocket Monsters that could be their next target. Nintendo is working on a new Brain Age—one that features a demonic doctor, horns, red face, and all. While the Pokémon complaints seem downright…

Watch an Amnesiac Girl Make Food and Take Naps

In April, game developer, Gust will release Ciel nosurge for the PS Vita. The game, designated under the genre “7th Dimensional Communication,” will take the player to the doomed world of La Ciela, where they will meet the amnesiac little girl, Ion (ee-on). The game will utilize the PS Vita’s internal clock and allow to…

Seven-Year Old Draws the Only iPhone Manual You’ll Ever Need

This manual for the iPhone, drawn by a 7-year old, has been delighting Korean message boards this past week. Wouldn’t it be nice if all our machinery came with manuals as cute as this? Forget about clunky and intrusive tutorial levels. Now, I feel that all games should come with manuals written by 7-year olds.…

New Resident Evil Manga Shoots Out Zombie Brains

Resident Evil, née Biohazard in its native Japan, was already turned into a feature film. It’s getting turned into a Japanese comic, too. This isn’t a Resident Evil first, as RE has already seen manga iterations. This latest one is set in a prestigious Asian institution, located on an isolated island. When there’s a zombie…

From NSFW Erotic Terrorism to Cute Cooking

Life is funny. It starts out one way, with you wearing Soviet uniforms, brandishing machine guns and wearing thongs, and then the next thing you know you’re wearing a frock and releasing a cookbook. See, funny. That’s exactly the odyssey of Yinling Yen—better known as Yinling of Joytoy, or Yinling the “ero terrorist”. Warning: This…

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PlayStation 4 to Feature AMD Graphics?

For the PlayStation 3, when it came to the console’s graphics, Sony partnered with Nvidia to produce the RSX ‘Reality Synthesizer’ GPU. According to a report on Forbes, though, for the PlayStation 4, Sony is partnering with Nvidia’s arch-rival AMD instead. Citing “former AMD employees”, the Forbes report says “the processor designer may play a…

The Best Video Games of 2011, Turned Into an Awesome LEGO Movie

This actually aired at the beginning of the recent Interactive Achievement Awards, but since you probably weren’t there, and probably didn’t stream the entire event either, here it is. It was put together by Kooberz, who we’ve featured before. Amazing stuff.

There is a Video Game Dating Site. Sigh.

A site called Date a Gamer has just gone live in the UK, with a “particular slant for helping Gamers hook up”. “Whether you want to date an online player, meet up with fellow geeks, or get some nookie just before you get into another Call of Duty session – this is your site!”, a…

Mario? Mario? Maaarrriioooo!

Moroccan artist Mehdi Annassi throws Mario and Snake together to see what fits. There’s a moustache and a cigarette, so he got the gist of it right. Mario Gear Solid [CGHub]

Meet Admiral Ackbar, Who Still Hasn’t Seen the Original Star Wars

Everyone knows Frank Oz, of The Muppets fame, voiced Yoda in the Star Wars movies. Ditto for James Earl Jones and Darth Vader. But do you know who did the voice for Admiral Akbar, uttering one of the most widely-used lines from the original trilogy (IT’S A TRAP!)? Or the voice of Mr. Head Tentacles…

Air Guitar Hero Works, Lets Amputees Rock Out

A pair of bright sparks from Johns Hopkins University have taken the Wii version of Guitar Hero and turned it into a rehab tool for amputees. Specifically, people missing their hands/fingers. Normally, such an injury (or by-product of surgery) would rule out the playing of games like Guitar Hero, which require, well, fingers, but biomechanical…

Want to Play the New Counter-Strike? Answer Some Questions.

Valve is ramping up participation in the Counter-Stike: Global Offensive beta, promising a whole round of keys will be handed out to people who complete a survey on the game. All you’ve got to do is head here and answer some questions, and “over the coming months [Valve] will make selections from the survey participants”.…

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Skeletor, Why Are Your Arms So Tiny?

From a very, very old advertisement for Mattel’s 1984 He-Man video game, taken from a very, very old copy of an X-Men comic. The He-Man video game [Four Colour Promises]

Who Needs The Wizard When You’ve Got Surf Ninjas?

The Wizard, a 1989 movie starring Fred Savage, was little more than a 100-minute commercial for Nintendo. Surf Ninjas, a 1993 movie starring Ernie Reyes, Jr., Rob Schneider, Leslie Nielsen (doing his best M. Bison impersonation) and Tone Loc, was much the same for Sega’s Game Gear handheld. Only it was way better. The film…

Sega Lost the Handheld Race Long Before it Lost the Console Race

People are still, a decade on, shedding tears over Sega’s last home console. We get it, it’s sad, but let’s not forget that other Sega gaming machine that was killed off by stronger competition. The Sega Game Gear. When Nintendo released the Game Boy in 1989, arch-rivals Sega decided it had to have a dog…

Total Recall Starts Now!

Time to look back on the history of video games. Just don’t look back in anger, OK?