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Get Your Series Five Halo Minimates Before They Disappear Completely
Dear Diamond Select Toys: stop releasing new Halo Minimates so fast. Feels like series four just came out, I already spent $25 on Thundercats Minimates at Comic-Con, so there’s no way I can justify the newly-released Halo series five, no matter how much cool shit you pack in each box. It’s not just two tiny…
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UncategorizedAre New Yorkers As Unfazed By Zombies As They Are By Public Poopers? Lets Find Out.
New Yorkers will ignore a lot of oddities walking down the streets of the city. You have to, because you encounter the weirdest things. Like a guy licking his shoe clean on the subway. Or people who like to poop in public. It happens. But, apparently, some things do freak out some New Yorkers. And…
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These Covers Make it Easy to Make Your Gaming Library Look Like The More Traditional Kind
I have to admit: I love these custom game case covers. The idea strikes me as a brilliant one. It’s not that I’m ashamed of our collection of video games. I placed them all on a couple of very visible shelves, after all. Every game there is there for a reason. No, it’s not that…
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UncategorizedPiecing Together LEGO Minecraft
Piecing Together LEGO Minecraft After months of waiting and watching other people have all the fun, the official LEGO Minecraft Micro World has made it into my giant fumbling hands. Let’s put it together! Currently on backorder at exclusive online retailer Jinx, the Minecraft Micro World is $34.99 of tiny joy and eye strain. I…
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Want to Turn San Andreas Into Your Own Private Gotham? There’s a Mod For That.
Wouldn’t it be awesome to be Batman? I mean, without all of the angst, perhaps. And without the years of training. And the constant threat of bodily harm. And the… hmm. Okay, you know what? Forget being Batman. I just want the cool parts of being Batman. The Batmobile and the suit and the jumping…
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The Best Way To Play Skyrim Might Just Be to Make It Kid-Friendly
Generations of gamers who have not only the arcade but also years of computer, Nintendo, and PlayStation games in their pasts are now, themselves, raising children. In a world of wall-to-wall screens and endless gaming options, it can be hard to find just the right game for game-loving parents and their inquisitive kids to enjoy…
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Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Nuggets: The Snacktaku Review
In contemporary snackology circles, no theory is as hotly contested as Descartes “Lizard King Postulate”, which argues that any snack is exponentially more enjoyable when shaped like a dinosaur. Time and time again the theory has come under scrutiny by top names in the snack business, with results inconclusive at best. Dinosaur-shaped cakes? Mostly better.…
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UncategorizedGuild Wars 2‘s Asura Make The Nerdiest Yo Momma Jokes
It’s been a while now since I got to try out Guild Wars 2. I didn’t have the chance to meet the Asura, ArenaNet’s answer to gnomes, during the most recent beta event But if you did, you might have run into these little guys. For a race of tinkering, researching geniuses, your mama’s IQ…
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The Dorkly Weekly: Team Rocket Saves the Day?
When Team Rocket appears and your Pokemon rejoice, that’s a sure sign that your training skills need a little work. Oh Rusty, dear, sweet Rusty; you’re such a suck-bucket. For more sick and twisted video game comedy, follow the link to Dorkly.com
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Fake Gamer of the Week: Attack of the Electric Neon Tentacle Monster
“What, it’s just harmless anime! It’s not like helpless school girls are ever attacked by lascivious multi-tentacled creatures hell-bent on human exploration in real life.” That’s what he kept saying, and as it turns out he was completely 100 percent correct. In real life, the tentacle monsters attack men. I don’t know what to tell…
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UncategorizedWatch Paranoia Become The Death of An Entire Group In DayZ
In the video above, one DayZ player decides to infiltrate a wandering group when they mistake him for a member. Once someone’s suspicions starts to rise, though, everyone freaks out. And attacks each other. Anyone could be the infiltrator! Little do they know that the real infiltrator is hanging back, waiting to finish off the…
By Tina Amini
