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Minecraft Sounds Better if You Call it Minesubsidence
Seems this was a question asked earlier in the week on Millionaire Hot Seat, an abridged Australian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Our friend here went with the worst possible answer. At least A is funny and C is even funnier, because it makes it sound like a Square Enix RPG. The…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedWe Nearly Got an MC Hammer Game
If nothing says “early 90s” like MC Hammer, then nothing says “mid 90s” like shitty Sega CD games. How wonderful the two could come together, then, in Hammer vs. Evil D. in Soulfire, a game that looked as awful as it sounded. It was never released, sadly/thankfully, and before you go making jokes about developers…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedA Gorgeous Indie Game That’s Giving Me Space Madness
This is Orbitor, a game from Evil Alien, an indie studio from Canberra, Australia. It’s about, well, orbits! Before you go saying it’s a fancier Angry Birds Space, don’t; I’ve actually seen this project before, at an earlier stage, and having been in development for a while it pre-dates Rovio’s game by a long shot.…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 28, 2012 - Uncategorized
This Video Game Enemy is More Human Than Humans
A team from The University of Texas have, along with Romanian computer scientist Mihai Polceanu, won a competition for the “BotPrize”, which is awarded to whoever can come up with the most “human-like” piece of artificial intelligence in Unreal Tournament 2004 Why UT2004 and not, say, Counter-Strike? Because the competition was sponsored by UT’s publisher…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe History of Rockstar’s Game Intros
Similar to companies like LucasArts, Rockstar have always sought to mix things up when their games first boot up. Which is why so many of them, even today, feature their own unique intro sequences, where the company’s logo is either introduced, lit up or blown up. The video above runs for over nine minutes, so…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 27, 2012 -
UncategorizedForget Call of Duty, This is What Real War Looks Like
A generation of military first-person shooters like Call of Duty and Battlefield may have millions of kids thinking they know modern warfare, but they don’t. As these videos are about to show. YouTube channel FUNKER530 exists as a repository for veterans to post videos they’ve captured of live, raw combat, and some of the stuff…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 27, 2012 -
UncategorizedHere’s Three Pieces of DLC For This Mario Game
Nintendo has just detailed the New Super Mario Bros. 2 DLC that it first announced back in June at E3 There’ll be three packs made available, all of them courses for the game’s coin rush mode: – Ippatsu Shoubu de Dokidoki Pack (very difficult course) – Gold Mario Go! Go! Go! Pack (try and get…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Nintendo’s Reggie Fils-Aime Jousts With Geoff Keighley. This Is Your GTTV Preview.
Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime will make an appearance on GTTV tonight on Spike (1am ET/PT) to talk all things Wii U with host Geoff Keighley. Here’s a promo for the segment. It’s kind of hilarious: Reggie Fils-Aime Promo Clip [GTTV]
By Jason Schreier Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
OK, OK, This is What You’d Call a ‘Roster Update’
The Wii may have been the worst console for sports video games ever—not “worst major,” not “worst of its generation,” flat out the worst console for sports video games. I know it had Tiger Woods PGA Tour, and that version often outperformed the high-definition consoles in reviewer scores. But the prototypical Wii sports video games…
By Owen Good Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Sword & Sworcery, Pixelated Versus Spray Painted
Sword and Sworcery is an elegant iOS game (now on PC, Mac and Linux). Its quaint, pixelated art is equally charming. But we haven’t seen many renditions of that memorable, triumphant thrust of the main character’s sword-hand into the midnight sky quite like this. That is to say, we’ve never seen stencils of that scene…
By Tina Amini Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Notch: “I’d rather have minecraft not run on win 8 at all than to play along.”
Markus “Notch” Persson, the creator of Minecraft, is in the rare position to be able to do just about whatever he wants and say whatever he feels. So the man whose game is tearing up the charts on Xbox Live Arcade (more than three million copies sold)… the man who has said publicly that he…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
I Could Swear Valve’s “Eye Guy” Is Now Etsy’s “Crazy Augmented Reality Headgear Guy”
You guys remember Valve’s logo with the dude with a valve on his eye, right? If not, he’s posted below. Or, or! Maybe it’s more like Deus Ex or Syndicate. The three definitely seem to have the same idea of futuristic fashion. Sure, sure we’ve seen some futuristic augmented reality headgear before, but nothing as…
By Tina Amini Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Mount & Blade, one of the guiltiest pleasures on the PC, is getting a full-blown sequel
By Luke Plunkett Published September 27, 2012 -
UncategorizedGetting This Classic Adventure Game onto the iPad Wasn’t Easy
Jordan Mechner jumped and kicked his way into gamers’ hearts with Prince of Persia and Karateka, two seminal releases that expanded the possibilities of what games could be and how they could tell stories. But it was The Last Express that proved to be the most ambitious title of Mechner’s game-making career. The period-drama point-and-click…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
A Bunch Of Neat Games Were Announced For Vita Today
You don’t see the words “Vita” and “games” next to one another very much these days without the words “doesn’t have any” between them. But a few new titles for Sony’s powerful handheld were quietly announced today. We already knew that the Vita game Dokuro was coming to the U.S., but newly formed publisher branch…
By Jason Schreier Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Day Z Stand-Alone Game Will Arrive Before The End of This Year
We have known since August that the enormously popular Day Z mod to Arma II would be developed into its own stand-alone game. Today at the Eurogamer Expo, Developer Dean “Rocket” Hall confirmed that the game will be available by the end of the year, and it will be inexpensive to boot. Eurogamer reports that…
By Kate Cox Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
NBA 2K13 Outs the Brooklyn Nets’ New Uniforms
The new-look Brooklyn Nets are set to unveil their new uniforms sometime tomorrow, but the look already has been outed. The road uniform designs were leaked earlier this week and now, at NBA 2K13‘s star-studded launch party in New York last night, we can see the home threads. I mean, we should have expected this,…
By Owen Good Published September 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Six Dead or Alive 5 Fighters Looking Depressed and Humbled After Defeat
There’s lots of crazy, over-the-top elements in the just-released Dead or Alive 5. Clown cannons, giant elevators of death and tanks blasting away in he background… all these things happen while the brawlers of Team Ninja’s latest fighting game are vying for victory. And you can’t win all the martial arts matches all the time.…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 27, 2012