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A Simple Way To Fix Far Cry 3‘s Dumb Story
Far Cry 3 does a lot of things right. It’s fun to play, the island setting is beautiful, sneaking around is a lot of fun, gunplay is solid, and everything works well. But the story… well, the story has some issues. As I pointed out in my review, the unevenness and general kinda dumbness of…
By Kirk Hamilton Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
You Can Knock Back Beers In This Bar That Looks Just Like The Hobbit Pub In The Lord of the Rings
Well, if you live in or visit New Zealand, that is. The Green Dragon pub located in the tourist town of Hobbiton is now open for hairy bare-footed business. Just in time for the release of The Hobbit. It’s modeled to look like The Green Dragon Inn that Frodo and his small-statured friends frequent in…
By Tina Amini Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedIt Doesn’t Look Like It, but I Think This Ridiculous Red Bull Ice Skating Game is Getting Me In Shape
Wednesday morning last week I woke up feeling like I had been dragged behind that truck from Raiders of the Lost Ark. It felt like I had actually, like, worked out, which is stupid. I let my month-to-month gym membership expire once review season began. Then I remembered: I played that goddamn Red Bull ice…
By Owen Good Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Most WTF Review Scores of the Year
Some games are great. Some games stink. Some game reviews are great. Some of the scores of them stink, too. As 2012 draws to a close, let’s take a pause from all the holiday cheer to officially gnash our teeth over the worst reviews—no, the worst review scores—of the year. These aren’t the games that…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedWith iPad and iCade Combined, a Classic Game Console is Reborn
Rantmedia games and ION have given me back a substantial portion of my childhood — the early days when I could be found sitting in front of an odd black box playing simple vector-based games with a controller connected via coiled telephone cord. So the controller isn’t corded this time around. Between the Vectrex Regeneration…
By Mike Fahey Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Cast And Crew Of G4’s X-Play Say Goodbye
Via Blair Herter, here’s the cast and crew of G4’s X-Play saying goodbye as they shoot their last episode. G4 cancelled X-Play, along with their other gaming-related shows, as part of a network-wide rebranding that will see G4 turning into an Esquire channel
By Jason Schreier Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Xbox 360 and Surface Tablet Fight Each Other, Thanks to Skulls of the Shogun
The next big game from Microsoft will let you earn Achievement points on your phone. And your Xbox 360. And even your Microsoft Surface. And it’s not a shooter. After all, gamers nowadays are drowning in a sea of shooters. Fans who like that sort of thing have an embarrassment of riches but strategy fans…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
PSA: Hawken—the mech-based first-person shooter—is in open beta as of [later] today.
By Tina Amini Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
Zynga Elite Slots is One Part Slot Machine, One Part Massively Multiplayer Boss Raid
The problem with most slot machine video games is a failure to capture the thrill of winning big in the middle of a crowded casino. Launching soon on Facebook, Zynga Elite Slots communicates that feeling by placing you in a room with up to 149 fellow gamblers and challenging the group to take down a…
By Mike Fahey Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Smartest & Dumbest Things Nintendo Did in 2012
Well, someone had to go first. As far as history will be concerned, Nintendo did one thing and one thing only in 2012: they released a brand new console, putting the first of three nails into the coffin of a seven year old generation. That sounded weird. Whether they have Leeroy Jenkins-ed their way into…
By Holden Miller Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
You Can Now Buy And Sell In-Game Items In Team Fortress 2, More Games Coming Soon
Steam now has its own auction house. Valve is launching what’s called the Steam Community Market, a new platform that will allow you to buy and sell items for Steam Wallet cash within various games on the giant digital network. The service is launching in Team Fortress 2, with more games to come later. For…
By Jason Schreier Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
No Longer a Rookie, Bryce Harper Wants to Welcome You to The Show
He was the first teenager to make an All-Star Team in nearly 30 years and the first ever to do it as a position player. His team made the postseason, and he was the National League’s rookie of the year. Bryce Harper had a pleasant introduction to The Show this year. Sony hopes you’ll have…
By Owen Good Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Dark and Gritty Criminal Case Could Use a Little More Energy
Criminal Case, a new police procedural from Pretty Simple, threatens to be one of the most engrossing hidden object games on Facebook. Now if only I could play for more than five minutes at a time. Criminal Case places the player in the shoes of a police detective tasked with solving a series of crimes…
By Mike Fahey Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedWe Found The Ecto-1 and a Halo Warthog in L.A. Plus: Sam Jackson Snapped At Jason.
I went to the Spike Video Game Awards last Friday and… found the Ecto 1? Yes, the car from Ghostbusters was parked in the lot of Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, next to the Green Hornet’s Black Beauty. I don’t know why. UPDATE: Why.. I do know why they had a Halo Warthog. Because…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
FarmVille 2 Prized Animal Improvements: Everything You Need to Know
While many FarmVille 2 players love collecting animals, there was always the dread of running out of useful adult animals when they become “Prized.” At the beginning of the game’s life cycle, Prized animals were arguably worthless, rewarding players with just a few coins and XP when tended. Finally, they’ve been completely overhauled to reward…
by Brandy Shaul | Games.com Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
You Can Vote For BioShock Infinite‘s Reversible Cover Art
Today Ken Levine, the creator of BioShock, announced that BioShock Infinite will have a reversible box art. But that’s not all. You can actually vote on which you want to be featured on the opposite side of your box. Maybe the official box art isn’t marketed for you, but the reverse side could be. Personally,…
By Tina Amini Published December 12, 2012 -
UncategorizedThis Is What A Real-Life Wii U Super Mario ZombiU Mashup Game Would Look Like
Let me tell you: if the zombie apocalypse ever becomes a real thing, I sure as shit hope I have a Wii U Game Pad that not only tells me the precise location of all zombies in my vicinity, but that could also drop me hints from survivors (hopefully not asshole survivors). And zombies that…
By Tina Amini Published December 12, 2012 - Uncategorized
Old Spice’s 8-Bit Game’s New Level Features Pissed-Off Royal Corgis
A hungry, pregnant princess with persnickety cravings is no one to fuss with. But how to get her that extra-long hoagie and 142 oz. soda to help ease her desires? Eat a corn dog while in the scorpion position, and get going. The fourth level of the world-saving game Dikembe Mutombo’s 4½ Weeks to Save…
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