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UncategorizedYup, Patton Oswalt Is Pretty Cool
Feels like everywhere I turn these days, I see Patton Oswalt. He’s on Portlandia, he’s killing it on Justified. He has a role in the hotly-anticipated-by-me game Metro Last Light I like the guy a lot, and so I enjoyed this short documentary “To Be Loved & Understood,” which was released today by The Thrash…
By Kirk Hamilton Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedMore Games Should Release Their Multiplayer As A Standalone, Like This Indie Game
The Banner Saga—that beautiful strategy game made by ex-Bioware devs—is releasing sometime later this year. But you can play the multiplayer segment of the game right now, if you want. It’s out on Steam, on its own—for free, to boot. Check out the launch trailer above. I’m a big fan of this move. In fact,…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Fire Emblem: Awakening Has One Hell Of A Grand Finale
The grand finale of Fire Emblem: Awakening made me feel things. Emotional things. In fact, it made me feel so many things it kinda knocked me out. This was unexpected. It took me about 27 hours to complete the game. If, about halfway through, you had told me that the ending was going to make…
By Kirk Hamilton Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedBond Takes All Comers In A Real-Life Reenactment Of The N64 GoldenEye
I always figured I’d be pretty crap if I had to survive in a real-life version of GoldenEye. I was pretty solid at the N64 game back in the day (or at least, I think I was), but give me an actual Klobb and set me loose, and I’d be done for. In honor of…
By Kirk Hamilton Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedIt’s That Goofy Tow Truck From Cars, Destroying Liberty City
I have to say, while I enjoyed watching Woody from Toy Story wreaking havoc in Liberty City, I didn’t really think I’d like watching Mater from Cars do the same. Come to think of it, I think I figured my relative enjoyment would be about on par with the difference between my enjoyment of Toy…
By Kirk Hamilton Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Sony Asked Ubisoft What They Wanted From PS4. Ubisoft Said Make It More Like PCs And Phones.
Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot likes the PlayStation 4. Otherwise he wouldn’t have showed up at Sony’s big PlayStation 4 event last week, right? He likes the PS4 in part because it’s, well, a little less like a console and a little more like some of those other machines you might play games on: the computer…
By Stephen Totilo Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedIf This Isn’t One Of The Most Absurd Classes In An RPG, It’s Certainly Up There
So, there’s new Fire Emblem: Awakening DLC. With it, comes new maps and characters. One of these characters comes with a special item that can transform other characters into a special class. The bride class. I’m serious. Watch the trailer above if you’d like to get a quick glimpse. Curious about the class, I ended…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Natural Selection 2 is getting some free new DLC on February 28. That’s right: free DLC.
By Jason Schreier Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedThis Swordsmith Forged Adventure Time’s Iconic Sword. Then, He Cut Stuff With it.
If you’ve ever watched Adventure Time, or if you’ve played Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why’d You Steal Our Garbage?!, then you’ve probably seen Finn’s awesome sword, Scarlet. Here’s Man At Arm‘s Tony Swatton forging the sword in real life—scratches, dents, golden color and all. Neat. …I want one. For harmless adventuring, of course. Forging…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Best Celebrity Appearances in Video Games
Now that we had the Oscars last night, it is time to gather a list of games that enhanced their storytelling by featuring real-life actors, actresses and other celebrities—not just as voice actors, but sometimes even as the main characters. Chow Yun-fat as Inspector Tequila in Stranglehold Bruce Lee as himself in Dragon: The Bruce…
By Gergo Vas Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
From Estonia to a Top NFL Draft Pick, with Help from Madden
You’ve got to figure there’s a screenplay somewhere in the story of Margus Hunt, from his native Estonia to a potential top-10 pick in the NFL draft. The best detail, according to SB Nation, is that the guy taught himself the basics of football by playing Madden NFL—including how many players are on each side.…
By Owen Good Published February 25, 2013 - Reviews
Pizza Hut Big Pizza Sliders: The Snacktaku Review
Only the juggernaut that is Pizza Hut would have the balls to spend millions of dollars on post-Super Bowl advertising to introduce the world to its version of the tiny pizzas they sell in the Wal-Mart freezer section for a dollar apiece. They aren’t bad, but your time to really enjoy them is quickly running…
By Mike Fahey Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
The People Who Created Call of Duty Imply We’ll See Their Next Game At E3 [UPDATE]
Vince Zampella, one of the studio heads of Respawn Entertainment, says his team will “be” at E3 this year, presumably showing off whatever kind of game you make next after you make Call of Duty the biggest thing going. We scoff at most announcements of announcements, but this is a special one. After all, one…
By Stephen Totilo Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedWatch The Beginning Of DmC‘s Vergil’s Downfall DLC
Vergil’s Downfall, the first downloadable add-on for DmC: Devil May Cry, may not be out until March 5, but that didn’t stop some quick-moving European gamers from redeeming their codes early and documenting the entire expansion. Inferno has uploaded a playthrough of the entire DLC, if you’re inclined to watch. Or, you can watch the…
By Kirk Hamilton Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedWhat Happens When A Comic Nerd Asks About the PS4’s Top-Secret Superhero Game
I knew I wasn’t going to get any real details about Infamous: Second Son out of Sucker Punch’s Nate Fox. But I’ve been a big fan of the open-world PS3 exclusives, especially because their take on superhero action makes great use of the tight thematic bond that a superhero has with his city. Lots of…
By Evan Narcisse Published February 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Finally, A Game For The Crazy Cat Lady In All Of Us
You’re on the internet, so you must love cats. It’s the law. Though, even if you don’t love cats with the obsessive fixation of a crazy cat lady, perhaps there’s still something for you in Team Meat’s upcoming Mew-Genics? I mean, it’s Pokemon meets Animal Crossing plus a pinch of Tamagotchi and a dash of…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedIntel’s First Dual-Core Mobile Processor Takes a Tour of Epic Citadel
The free Epic Citadel app is the Unreal Engine 3-powered way to determine how game-capable your mobile hardware is, so Intel decided to use it to demonstrate the power of the Clover Trail+ Atom Z2580, its first dual-core smartphone system-on-a-chip. There are three different configurations of the new Intel SOC representing three different CPU speeds—2.0…
By Mike Fahey Published February 25, 2013