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My SimCity City Thrived Offline For 19 Minutes
I ran a test yesterday. I loaded the always-online SimCity—the game that EA says just can’t be easily made to run offline—and then pulled the proverbial cord. I switched off my Internet to see how long I could keep on playing. It didn’t last long, but what I discovered intrigued me. Prior to the official…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 12, 2013 - Uncategorized
More Leaked Screenshots From Star Wars: First Assault Show A Glorious Cloud City
Yesterday we told you about Star Wars: First Assault, the troubled multiplayer shooter that may never see the light of day thanks to uncertainty at the development studio LucasArts. First Assault was to be a downloadable “predecessor” to Star Wars: Battlefront III. It was supposed to come out this spring, but LucasArts froze all hiring…
By Jason Schreier Published March 12, 2013 -
UncategorizedJourney to Hell is Just as Unpleasant as It Sounds
Gritty heroes fight demons from hell with guns in a brownish world spiraling out of control — if Journey to Hell‘s story sounds clichéd, that’s because it’s supposed to be. It says so right in the iTunes listing. “Cliché-packed Journey to Hell” the developers call it, an apt description if I’ve ever read one. Journey…
By Mike Fahey Published March 12, 2013 - Uncategorized
Offer for 700 Free, Downloadable Marvel Comics Pulled Due to Technical Difficulties
In what might seem a wee bit familiar to fans of a certain city-building video game, the folks at ComiXology have had to apologize for offering a product that their servers can’t handle. Two days after the leading digital seller of comics announced a short-time offer for 700 free, downloadable first issues of Marvel comic…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 12, 2013 - Uncategorized
Michigan Declared the Winner as NCAA Football 14‘s Election Crisis is Resolved
My fellow Americans, our long—and I do mean long—nightmare has passed, and we have peacefully chosen a new cover star for NCAA Football 14, restoring faith in our great democracy and the rule of law. Following a 77-day fan-voted election that actually saw the investigation of voting fraud, Michigan quarterback Denard Robinson has been declared…
By Owen Good Published March 12, 2013 -
UncategorizedWatch Players Pull Off Stunts With Battlefield 3‘s New Dirt Bike
You know what every first-person shooter needs? I mean, besides guns? Dirt bikes. And every other high-speed vehicle imaginable. Because if shooting a helicopter down with an RPG is fun, it’s even more fun when doing so while also riding a dirt bike. The latest expansion to Battlefield 3, End Game, introduced a few new…
By Tina Amini Published March 12, 2013 -
UncategorizedOuch: Surgeon Simulator 2013’s Brain Surgery Treats Patients’ Skulls Like Eggs.
So, Surgeon Simulator 2013 came out of nowhere (well, this year’s Global Game Jam) to be one of the most hilarious, disturbing games that some folks have played this year. And that was before the folks at Bossa Studios added brain surgery to their in-progress game. A new video gives a glimpse of just what…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 12, 2013 -
UncategorizedHeart of the Swarm Has an Official Boy Band Music Video, and It’s Not Half-Bad
In the StarCraft community, making parody music videos has always been a big thing—just look at Husky‘s Nerd Alert or Temp0. Or New Zealand-based Viva La Dirt League — the closest thing to a StarCraft boy band we’ll ever get (though, let’s admit, they should be in a higher league) — whose latest video is…
By Gergo Vas Published March 12, 2013 - Uncategorized
Microtransactions for ‘Customization Items’ Come to Black Ops 2 on Xbox 360
Beginning Wednesday, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 will begin offering “personal customizations” on the Xbox 360, the game’s community manager said this morning. The items don’t affect gameplay—they’re items like weapon skins, targeting reticles, and player calling cards. Moreover, the multiplayer map Nuketown 2025, originally a preorder incentive back in November, will be made…
By Owen Good Published March 12, 2013 - Uncategorized
Sony tells Joystiq that they’re changing the name of God of War: Ascension’s “Bros Before Hos” trophy via a patch.
András Neltz Published March 12, 2013 -
UncategorizedAn Ingenious Mod Turns Doom 2 into Twisted Metal
Why do we bother putting out new games when there’s so much life left in the old ones? Zandronum forum member mr fiat takes the classic Doom 2 multiplayer deathmatch and replaces the marines with cars, complete with dashboards. I want to play this right now. If I had the time, I could download the…
By Mike Fahey Published March 12, 2013 -
Kotaku EastMacross 30 Lets You Defeat Giants, Mechs, Monsters, and Cyborgs—All Through the Power of Rock
Macross 30: Voices Across the Galaxy is a title celebrating the 30th anniversary of the Macross series and is a crossover title between the five major Macross series: Macross, Macross Plus, Macross Zero, Macross 7, and Macross Frontier Of course, like all things Macross, it comes with transforming planes, love triangles, and more than a…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published March 12, 2013 - Kotaku East
In China, Some Kids Held a French Fry Eating Battle to Relieve Stress
Potato parties, which started in Japan and spread to South Korea, are definitely a thing. Groups of young people order large amounts of french fries and eat them. And bam, you have a potato party! Kids in China just turned these parties into a game. A player versus player, potato-eating battle, if you will. Earlier…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 12, 2013 - Kotaku East
So You Want to Watch Macross, But Don’t Know Where to Start
Over this last year, the Macross series has been celebrating its 30th anniversary with concerts, movies, and even a new PlayStation 3 game But what exactly is Macross, and if you’re looking to break into the series, where should you start? To start with, what makes Macross “Macross” are three things: transforming fighter planes, a…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published March 12, 2013