Now You Know Who To Blame For Your Dark Souls Deaths

In Dark Souls, death can be rough. Why not lighten the mood, then, with this mod for the PC version of the game, which takes the meme to its most brutal conclusion. Thanks Obama [Dark Souls Nexus]

You Won’t Believe How Much Work Goes Into Designing A Games Website

The design team at Basic have been working with Ubisoft lately on things like packaging, advertising and trailers. Feeling that the company’s website could also “be improved upon”, they put together a pitch for a complete redesign of Ubisoft.com. While it never went anywhere – and sounds boring as hell – it’s actually a really…

Robot Apes, Robot Ladies, Robot…Robots…

Freelance British artist Darren Bartley has worked with companies like Crytek and Runescape developers Jagex. Don’t let the Runescape links fool you; you’re about to see a lot of killer robots. And animals turned into killer robots. You can see more of Darren’s work – including more lemurs – at his personal site and CGHub…

Sony’s Weird “Break-Apart” Controller May Actually Become A Thing

Though not from Sony. Despite reportedlytoying with the idea back in 2008, the platform holder has to date never followed through with the idea of a controller that can break apart into two pieces. In 2013, third-party peripheral manufacturer Mad Genius wants to. It’s launching a Kickstarter campaign for its pad, which in addition to…

It’s Red Dead vs Metal Gear In This Insane Video Game Shootout

Another in the terrific Video Game Deathmatch series, this clip pits Red Dead Redemption’s John Marston against Metal Gear’s pistol-twirling expert Revolver Ocelot. As you’d expect, this one’s a shootout for the ages. Red Dead Redemption VS Metal Gear Solid [YouTube]

Detroit Really Is Getting A Giant Robocop Statue. Here’s The Model.

Well. And here I was thinking the move to get a giant statue of Robocop erected in Detroit would ultimately come to nothing. It has instead come to something. Something wonderful What you’re seeing here is the almost-completed model of the city’s sworn protector. This is the thing that’ll be shipped to the sculptors to…

You Can Download Next-Gen Human Faces Right Now

“Ira” is the name given to the bald guy you may have seen lately in some next-gen tech videos from Nvidia and Activision. He’s one more step down the road towards more believable artificial characters. If you’d like a little taste of the next-gen on your current-spec PC, an interactive demo of the tech has…

What Did You Think Of Last Night’s Game of Thrones?

The man himself, George R.R. Martin, wrote last night’s table-setting episode of Game of Thrones. What’d you think? We checked in with almost every character, though the episode didn’t feel as rushed as some of the stuff in the early goings did. Most likely that’s because each story has worked up a decent head of…

Did you catch the gaming poster in the trailer for the return of Arrested Development? It’s the periodic table of game controllers! …which is a real poster, by the way. You, too, can be like George Michael.

Accused PlayStation Hacker Smashes Computers, Gets House Arrest

Todd Miller is one of the men accused of being behind the 2008 PlayStation Network hacks. Last week he was sentenced to 12 months house arrest, but here’s the thing: authorities couldn’t prove he was involved. Instead, the Columbus Dispatch reports, the sentence was handed out because Miller, having been interviewed by the FBI in…

Metro: Last Light: The Kotaku Review

What will the world look like after the bombs fall? Can God exist in a place without hope? When man’s desire to survive overrides his morality, is the empire he constructs worth saving? Those are some of the questions raised by Metro: Last Light. The (cheery!) first-person shooter is Russian studio 4A Games’ follow-up to…

This Game Looks Quiet, Beautiful, And Absolutely Fascinating

This is The Novelist, an upcoming indie game by veteran designer Kent Hudson. It looks kind of amazing. I’ll let Hudson explain the concept, via his website: The Novelist asks one central question: can you achieve your dreams without pushing away the people you love? The game focuses on Dan Kaplan, a novelist struggling to…

No The Multiplayer column this week—sorry folks! Patricia ain’t feeling so great. The column will be back next week, though.

Comics Writer Greg Rucka ‘Will Cut a Throat’ to Work on Mass Effect

Greg Rucka doesn’t seem like somebody who needs help making his dreams come true. This is, after all, a man who wrote Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman comics all at the same time. He’s also managed to craft incredibly tense dramas in creator-owned series like Queen & Country, Whiteout and Stumptown. But the best-selling novelist…

Filming begins in Macon, Ga. on the Need for Speed movie, which this local TV reporter says is “a great moment for Macon, for Fountain Car Wash, and for all of the community.”

Life And Loss Converge Beautifully In Spry Fox’s Road Not Taken

Triple Town developer Spry Fox has surprised and delighted me at every turn, from their clone-attracking mobile masterpiece to browser-based strategy game Highgrounds to the completely charming co-op of Leap Day. So when the developers tell us they are crafting a moving, personal tale of love and loss within a roguelike puzzle game, I don’t…

A Game Where You Can Control Your Powers Using Your Mind

Buttons, controllers, keyboards, motion controls? Been there, done that. Mind-controlled games, people—or more specifically, games controlled by brain activity—are something else. Son of Nor is a game about controlling the elements and terraforming—we’ve called it an Avatar game of sorts before, we’ve likened the abilities you have to “force powers.” Both of these things are…

Why Yes, I Do Want Another Incredible Machine

People who gamed on PCs during the ancient 90s may remember The Incredible Machine, a wonderful series in which you could construct all sorts of strange Rube Goldberg contraptions out of springs and ramps and balls. It’s back! Sort of. Contraption Maker, a spiritual successor created by some of the people behind the TIM games…

The Moneysaver: Saints Row, Metro 2033 for $3, And A Telescope

Save now, or forever hold your peace. Welcome to another week of savings. If you happened to miss out on all of last week’s deals, the best of them have been conveniently rounded up right here. Yes, those sweet sweet Audio-Technica ATH-M50’s are still on sale, I’m wearing them right now. Thanks to everyone yesterday…

That Cool ‘PS4 Teaser’ Is A Fake, Sony Says

Whoever made this clip wants you to believe it’s the first look at the PlayStation 4 hardware. But, Sony tells me it’s a fake. Too bad. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t blame someone just wandering over onto the Internet for guessing it wasn’t. Let’s consider the footage, shall we? Sure, E3 is right around the corner and…