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Next Gen Consoles as Game of Thrones Characters
It didn’t take long for people to start characterizing next-gen consoles as all sorts of things—including, yes, Game of Throne characters. We have two slightly different Game of Thrones comparisons here, one by Redditor VariousFancyHats and another by neubourn—which do you think is more accurate? Note that like many memes around next-gen consoles, both are…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 17, 2013 -
ReviewsHot Pockets: The Snacktaku Review
“Why do we eat garbage?” Of all the questions pondered by snackologists since the founding of the science, this is the most contentious, its possible answers the fuel for many of the field’s most fervent dance-offs. Some say the answer is convenience — what’s easier to prepare, a pita filled with mayonnaise or Beef Wellington?…
By Mike Fahey Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Most Adventurous Body Pillow You’ll Ever See
Meet Cyberdwarf. Cyberdwarf is a character in the ridiculous (and wonderful) video game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Cyberdwarf now has his very own body pillow. See, when the folks behind Barkley launched a Kickstarter for the sequel (which is called The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge…
By Jason Schreier Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe One Thing Old Pokemon Games Do Better Than New Ones
After sitting through the Nintendo developer roundtable at E3, which featured Tsunekazu Ishihara and Junichi Masuda of The Pokemon Company and Game Freak respectively, it struck me: much has changed since the Pokemon: Red and Blue days. I’m not just talking about how there’s a new fairy type now, either. I’d like to think I’m…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
Call of Duty: Ghosts May Or May Not Come To Wii U (Maybe)
Does Call of Duty Dog feel threatened by Nintendogs? Weeks after the official announcement of Call of Duty: Ghosts, it’s still not very clear whether or not the game is coming to Wii U. Activision has been sketchy about the prospect of their next big first-person shooter coming to Nintendo’s console for quite some time…
By Jason Schreier Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
NCAA Football 14 Demo Offers Three Matchups for a New College Try
NCAA Football 14 offers three different matchups—Alabama vs. Virginia Tech, Oregon vs. Texas A&M, and the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry—when the game’s demo arrives on Xbox Live and Playstation Network tomorrow. Alabama-VPI will be the preseason Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game at the Georgia Dome; Oregon will play at Texas A&M and Ohio State-Michigan takes place in the…
By Owen Good Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedShigeru Miyamoto’s Next Great Game, As Far As He’s Concerned
I’d heard that Shigeru Miyamoto was really proud of his new game, Pikmin 3. Like, really, really proud. Like, guy-who-made-Donkey-Kong-and-Super-Mario-and-Zelda-thinks-this-game-is-great proud. That good, huh? “How many games have you made?” I asked Miyamoto last week at E3. We’ve been doing interviews for a decade. We can go outside the conventional chitchat and product hype if…
By Stephen Totilo Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedMan of Steel Isn’t That Superman
Like millions of other people all over the world this weekend, Mike Fahey and I both saw Man of Steel. There’s a lot riding on this reboot of the Superman movie franchise, which comes during the year of the 75th anniversary of the character’s first appearance. If you’re a longtime comics reader like Mike or…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
People like zombie video games? Go figure. State of Decay has sold more than 500,000 copies since its June 5 release on Xbox Live, making it the service’s fastest-selling original game of all time. A Steam version is still in the works, says Undead Labs.
By Owen Good Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
Every Wonderfully Complex Board Game Needs A Tablet Version
This is Agricola, available now on iOS from Playdek Games. Based on one of German board game designer Uwe Rosenberg‘s finest creations, it’s deep, satisfying and a little complex, but nowhere near as complex as this: This is how Agricola works as a physical board game. It’s a mad whirlwind of cards and resource counters…
By Mike Fahey Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Moneysaver: Need for Speed Rivals, Deadpool, Threadless T-Shirts
Frankly MSRP I don’t give a damn. With E3 in the rearview mirror we’ve Need for Speed Rivals for 20% off on the PC first to the finish line of today’s post. As has been the case lately, we’ve got a whole lot of movies on sale, along with a sweet T-shirt sale at Threadless…
By Shane Roberts Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
Dark Souls II is Dark Souls, Thank God
“I played Dark Souls II,” I said to a friend of mine one night at E3 over drinks. He leaned in. His eyes suddenly got wide and he got a little quiet. “How was it?” He asked. “It was Dark Souls.” I said. Immediately a wave of relief rushed over his face, and my friend…
By Chris Person Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Xbox One Believers
I came to E3 this year in search of good news about the Xbox One. By week’s end, I found a few men able to tell me some. I’d heard the bad things about the Xbox One—the inability to lend games discs to friends, the requirement for the console to check in online every 24…
By Stephen Totilo Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedAha, The Post-Apocalypse In The Last of Us Was Justin Bieber’s Fault
Some people might blame the fungus zombies for destroying society in The Last of Us. But based on this Uncharted easter egg video by mynameisfeli, I’d say we should blame the collapse of society on Justin Bieber instead. Spoilers for various easter eggs in The Last of Us follow. It’s a tad difficult to read,…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
Fake Smash Bros. Character Screens Flood The Internet
For me, probably the funniest thing during last week’s E3 was the reveal trailer of Smash Bros. for the Wii U and all the hilarity that followed. The internet picked up that poor villager character from Animal Crossing quickly, which was followed by crazy fictional character intro screens that have taken on a life of…
By Gergo Vas Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
If The Final Fantasy X Remake Does Well, FFXII Could Be Next
Right now, you can play any mainline Final Fantasy game on a modern system—PS3, Vita, iOS, etc.—except for two: Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy XII. Both PlayStation 2 entries have never made it to other platforms, and anyone who’s tried to play PS2 games on a high-definition television might understand why people are begging…
By Jason Schreier Published June 17, 2013 -
UncategorizedWhen Gaming Gets Too Heavy, Nippon Ichi Brings The Happy
As I wade through the dark and depressing world of The Last of Us, I slowly fill with a sort of gloomy despair — a despair that can only be countered by anime frivolity and quick-time eating, courtesy of Nippon Ichi’s The Witch and The Hundred Knights for the PlayStation 3. Due out in Japan…
By Mike Fahey Published June 17, 2013 - Uncategorized
Saints Row is About to Get a Whole Lot Weirder Thanks to Mod Support
The Saints Row series never supported modding, but now that it’s under new ownership, that is about to change. Developer Volition will release “what is essentially a full [software development kit]” for the most recent game, and says this year’s sequel is likely to get one, too. The upshot to all this is the PC…
By Owen Good Published June 17, 2013