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UncategorizedAh, The Beautiful, Serene Experience Of Journey‘s Rocket Death Match DLC Prank
Journey is a beautiful, sometimes somber travel against wind, snow, and loneliness. Your silent interactions with strangers are poetic and more meaningful than exchanged words. And now it comes with rocket-equipped death matches. Or at least that’s what this April Fools’ prank from thatgamecompany would have you believe. I, uh, I would actually play this…
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MLB 2K13‘s Million Dollar Challenge Fixes Exploit That Tarnished Last Year’s Contest
MLB 2K13 has been blasted for beinglittle more than a re-skinned edition of last year’s game, but 2K Sports did correct one of its most glaring exploits, at least—the means of altering an opponent’s lineup during a Million Dollar Challenge game to better your chances of throwing a perfect game and winning a huge cash…
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UncategorizedYou Do Not Tease the Return of the Terrifying Creepy Watson
This is not something you joke about, Focus Home Interactive. Once you invoke Creepy Watson, there is no going back. A questionable programming decision granted the erstwhile sidekick to the world’s greatest detective disturbing supernatural powers in 2007’s Sherlock Holmes versus Arsène Lupin. Creepy Watson disappeared in 2012’s The Testament of Sherlock Holmes, replaced with…
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UncategorizedDungeon Hearts is the Active Time Battle of Puzzle RPGs
As a gamer who has been playing Japanese role-playing games since they’ve been a thing, the first hurdle to overcome in Cube Roots’ Dungeon Hearts was getting used to having my party on the left side of the screen. That’s not where four heroes are supposed to assemble. Then again, four heroes are generally controlled…
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UncategorizedAn 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is A Cruel, Cruel April Fools’ Joke
The problem with April Fools’ jokes is that 50% of the time I wish the prank product was actually real. Eidos Montreal contributes to the problem with their version of a prank: the “reveal” of an 8-bit Deus Ex game. This 8-bit game, called Human Defiance, features Jensen again, with new weapons and sweet augmentations…
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UncategorizedWhatever It Is, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is Looking More and More Bizarre
This Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon thing simply will not quit. Yes, I know today is April Fools’ Day, but god damn, whatever this is—a film, a game extension, a fantastic hoax—Ubisoft did get it rated by the freaking Australian Classification Board (where it got an 18+ for a “high impact sex scene.”) Now, it…
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Man Claims Internet Addiction, Calls Cops On Himself After Net Cafe Binge
Internet addiction is a controversial subject. Some experts say it’s a real thing, others say it’s not. Regardless of the science behind it, one Chinese man took it very seriously. So much so, that he called the cops on himself. Last Thursday, 22 year-old Mao (a pseudonym) called the police on himself after a two-day…
By Eric Jou