It’s hard to tell, this being April Fool’s Day, but it appears that the Prime Minister of Egypt made some progress in Smurfs’ Village today. He’s been roundly mocked for perhaps not making the best use of his time.

Oreo Mega Stuf Cookies: The Snacktaku Review

I’m perfectly capable of making myself sick without your help, Nabisco. Available for a limited time only, Oreo’s Mega Stuff cookies are an answer to the marketing-powered imaginary war going on between fans who enjoy Oreos for the cookie, and those who prefer the creme in the middle. Which side will come out on top?…

Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Poker Night 2

Thelong-rumored follow-up to the star-studded Poker Night at the Inventory is no longer rumored, as Telltale Games picks the worst possible day to officially unveil Poker Night 2. It’s the sort of timing one would expect with GLaDOS dealing the cards. It’s a whole new night and a bold new cast replacing the original game’s…

Looks Like Newbie Team Fortress 2 Players Might Be Better Than The Pros On Virtual Reality

Team Fortress 2 on virtual reality is a real thing; you can try it out if you happen to have an Oculus Rift developer kit. Since playing games on virtual reality will be new for most of us, players will likely have to undergo an adjustment period in order to avoid a possibly disorienting experience.…

Our pals at io9 recapped the premiere of HBO’s Game of Thrones. Check it out on their site. Any predictions on whether historians will deem GoT or Metal Gear the series most in need of some plot pruning? Or does that honor go to Kingdom Hearts?

Ah, The Beautiful, Serene Experience Of Journey‘s Rocket Death Match DLC Prank

Journey is a beautiful, sometimes somber travel against wind, snow, and loneliness. Your silent interactions with strangers are poetic and more meaningful than exchanged words. And now it comes with rocket-equipped death matches. Or at least that’s what this April Fools’ prank from thatgamecompany would have you believe. I, uh, I would actually play this…

The Moneysaver: Spec Ops and Darkness II for $4

Turns out you don’t need Humble sales or corporate collapse to get AAA games at indie prices. Gamefly has several bundles of major 2K titles at huge discounts, including a pairing of Spec Ops: The Line and The Darkness II for a ridiculously cheap $4. Check out the other bundles and much more in today’s…

“It’s been fifteen years, nine games, and an enormous blast to undertake. If it were my choice, I would do this role forever. To hear anyone else’s voice coming from Snake’s battered throat, makes me a little ill, to be honest.” – David Hayter, talking movingly today in a must-read Twitter message about not playing…

As the Rock Band era draws to a close, Giant Bomb‘s Alex Navarro takes a long, thoughtful look back at the series and what it’s meant to him.

Remember that crazy cat lady game? It’s by Edmund McMillen, and you can think of it as Pokemon-meets-The-Sims. Like Pokemon, your kittens will “evolve” when they become cats. You can also tell hidden stats at a glance, based on visual characteristics. Cool.

Watch A Bunch Of Game Developers Eat Pie

In what is most assuredly not an April Fools’ joke, the folks at Volition (Saints Row) and a number of other video game development studios are live-streaming themselves eating pie. Volition designer Ryan McCabe told me about this tradition last week. Here’s his full explanation: What is Pie Day? The history of Pie Day is…

MLB 2K13‘s Million Dollar Challenge Fixes Exploit That Tarnished Last Year’s Contest

MLB 2K13 has been blasted for beinglittle more than a re-skinned edition of last year’s game, but 2K Sports did correct one of its most glaring exploits, at least—the means of altering an opponent’s lineup during a Million Dollar Challenge game to better your chances of throwing a perfect game and winning a huge cash…

You Do Not Tease the Return of the Terrifying Creepy Watson

This is not something you joke about, Focus Home Interactive. Once you invoke Creepy Watson, there is no going back. A questionable programming decision granted the erstwhile sidekick to the world’s greatest detective disturbing supernatural powers in 2007’s Sherlock Holmes versus Arsène Lupin. Creepy Watson disappeared in 2012’s The Testament of Sherlock Holmes, replaced with…

I’d Rather Be Playing Prison Architect, a Most Uncomfortable Game

The most interesting decision a video game has given me the opportunity to make this year involved the interior decoration of a prison. The choice, which I was presented just yesterday: Did I want to put a window in the cell of a man on death row? Or save the money? Either way, he was…

Dungeon Hearts is the Active Time Battle of Puzzle RPGs

As a gamer who has been playing Japanese role-playing games since they’ve been a thing, the first hurdle to overcome in Cube Roots’ Dungeon Hearts was getting used to having my party on the left side of the screen. That’s not where four heroes are supposed to assemble. Then again, four heroes are generally controlled…

An 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is A Cruel, Cruel April Fools’ Joke

The problem with April Fools’ jokes is that 50% of the time I wish the prank product was actually real. Eidos Montreal contributes to the problem with their version of a prank: the “reveal” of an 8-bit Deus Ex game. This 8-bit game, called Human Defiance, features Jensen again, with new weapons and sweet augmentations…

Whatever It Is, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is Looking More and More Bizarre

This Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon thing simply will not quit. Yes, I know today is April Fools’ Day, but god damn, whatever this is—a film, a game extension, a fantastic hoax—Ubisoft did get it rated by the freaking Australian Classification Board (where it got an 18+ for a “high impact sex scene.”) Now, it…

‘You Can Play As A Door For The Rest Of The Game’ – Dishonored‘s Amazing April Fools Commentary

Sometimes developer diaries are boring. This April Fools developer diary, brilliantly delivered by Dishonored directors Raf Colantonio and Harvey Smith, is not boring. It is amazing. Watch it.

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Reminder: It’s April 1. Don’t Believe Everything You Read. Especially This Stuff.

It’s getting tiresome, we know, and aside from a gifted minority most “gags” are an annoyance (at best), but so long as people still think April 1 is a green light for them to try and be funny, other people will read websites expecting news and items of interest and instead see lies To help…