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UncategorizedBeing A Sexy Green Alien Babe Can Be Tough
The exotic yet tantalizing alien babe that humanity fetishizes is a well-known sci-fi trope—surely, you’ve come across it before. Typically, games like Mass Effect let us seduce these characters. But in Redshirt, you can play as that sexy blue alien—and you can see first-hand why this fantasy that is sometimes peddled by sci-fi can suck.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
Goodbye, “Start” Button. We’ll Miss You.
You put in a disc or launch a game from the hard drive. The title screen glows in front of you, beckoning. Time to press the start button, like you’ve done thousands of times before. Not anymore, though. Start’s gone, shown the door by both the PS4 and Xbox One. Next-gen console hardware always brings…
By Evan Narcisse Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedMicrosoft Has No Clear Solution For Xbox One Disc Drive Issues
If you got an Xbox One today and your disc drive isn’t working, Microsoft has no answer for you yet—they say to contact their customer service people for help. Microsoft doesn’t have a fix yet for the issue, which has caused Xbox One Blu-ray drives to make a horrible grinding noise when they try to…
By Jason Schreier Published November 22, 2013 - Reviews
Super Mario 3D World: The Kotaku Review
Super Mario 3D World is a terrific video game. It’s just not a very good Wii U game. I can’t remember the last time Nintendo needed a game to be so good so badly. Super Mario 3D World is the first really big game for the company’s beleaguered Wii U, the kind of game that…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Next Generation Of JRPGs
It’s official: next-gen is now current-gen. We’ve got a whole new generation of video games to complain about, and two brand new consoles with zero JRPGs to play on them. Yeah, that’s a thing. If you’ve followed next-gen mania at all, you’ve probably noticed the serious lack of Japanese role-playing games. I’ve been keeping a…
By Jason Schreier Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
PS4? Xbox One? He’s Getting a Wii U
Our pal Brian Barrett over at Gizmodo has sized up the Xbox One and the PS4. His decision of what new console to get? He’s going for the Wii U. Find out why. (We’ll be providing our own one-year-later take on the Wii U next week.)
By Stephen Totilo Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
Doom Co-Creator John Carmack Leaves Id Software
John Carmack, co-creator of iconic first-person-shooter Doom and one of the smartest minds in video games, has resigned from the development studio he helped co-found. As seen as on IGN, Carmack is stepping away from the company where he served as lead programmer on Wolfenstein 3D, Quake and Rage. Id’s official statement, via parent company…
By Evan Narcisse Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedDisney’s Computer-Simulated Snow Basically Looks Real
First we had mind-blowing water simulation. Now we can add another delightfully realistic simulation to the mix: snow. The GIF above comes from a Disney animation presentation on new snow simulation techniques used for the upcoming holiday film, Frozen. Some of the concepts might go over your head, but no worries: it’s evident they’re making…
By Patricia Hernandez Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedWith New Patch, AC IV Now Looks Sharper On PS4
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag already looked plenty nice on the PlayStation 4, but thanks to a new patch from Ubisoft, the game now looks even better. At launch, AC IV had been running at 900p resolution on PS4. Which looked perfectly nice, but wasn’t the full 1080p resolution that a lot of other next-gen…
By Kirk Hamilton Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
All 23 Of The Xbox One’s Launch Games, Reviewed
The Xbox One launches today with 22 games (and some workout titles) you can play right off the bat. So we’re here with some micro-reviews of games we’ve either reviewed officially or spent ample time with. The PS4 got the same treatment last week, now it’s the Xbox One’s turn. Angry Birds Star Wars What,…
By Tina Amini Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedYouTuber Says He Was Censored For Criticizing Another YouTuber
This morning, video-maker Matt Lees put up a video criticizing another YouTuber, KSIOlajidebt. A few hours later, it was taken down—removed by YouTube due to a copyright claim by KSIOlajidebt himself. Censorship? Lees, who works for the website Videogamer.com, sure thinks so. KSI, who has four million subscribers on YouTube, is a controversial figure in…
By Jason Schreier Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
New Humble Weekly, Walmart Early Black Friday, Mad Max [Deals]
In addition to the one-two punch of Walmart’s early Black Friday deals and Amazon Digital’s Black Friday discounts starting up, we’ve also got a new Humble Weekly Bundle bursting at the seams with pinball tables. If you need to stock up on SD cards, flash drives, or even SSDs, Amazon is running a great deal…
By Shane Roberts Published November 22, 2013 -
Tips & GuidesTips For Using The Xbox One
So you’ve got a new Xbox One. Now what? “Xbox, do something!” We’ve got some advice. If you have a 360 and are short a socket, consider juggling power bricks The Xbox One and the Xbox 360 don’t use the same power brick, but the cable that connects the bricks to the wall is the…
By Stephen Totilo Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
Here’s what’s going on Talk Among Yourselves, our reader-written blog: Zarnyx attends the new Zelda and Mario launches at Nintendo in NYC, truthtellah recaps the Xbox One launch for those who weren’t paying attention, Stormborn’s latest entry in redesigning Super Mario, and DocSeuss reviews PayDay 2 DLC and even comes up with his own ideas…
By Tina Amini Published November 22, 2013 - Uncategorized
Wreck-It Ralph, Rapunzel and Frozen Disney Infinity Toys Are Out There
The third round of Infinity figures is hitting stores today, bringing Wreck-It Ralph and Vanellope, Tangled‘s Rapunzel, and Anna and Elsa from Frozen to Disney’s cross-property toy box. Now all you have to do is find them — at three different retailers. Dammit, Disney. Not only are you releasing four products (Anna and Elsa come…
By Mike Fahey Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedXbox One Disc Drive Issues Reported By Small Number Of Users
Several Xbox One buyers have reported disc drive issues affecting their brand new consoles, and although we don’t know just how big a problem this is, the videos floating around are a little nerve-wracking. In the few videos I’ve seen so far, all posted this morning on YouTube, new Xbox One owners pop in game…
By Jason Schreier Published November 22, 2013 -
ReviewsKiller Instinct: The Kotaku Review
The main reason I want to keep playing Killer Instinct is to hear the announcer go absolutely crazy when I do amazing things. The first time you hear him scream out “Combo Breakkkkerrrrr!!!!” you’ll understand. “Ready? Fight!” I’ve never wanted to please those omniscient voices commanding me in fighting games. Sure, hearing them bellow “K.O.!”…
By Evan Narcisse Published November 22, 2013 -
Tips & GuidesTips For Playing The Legend Of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
The latest game in Nintendo’s beloved action role-playing series is upon us, and while it contains many links to the past, there are aspects of The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds that remain a secret to everybody. You may need a little help. So here I stand, in a dark cave flanked by…
By Mike Fahey Published November 22, 2013 -
UncategorizedTeam Fortress 2‘s Medic Just Got Some Extra Powers
The Medic from Team Fortress 2 recently got some nifty new items as part of Valve’s Two Cities update, shown off in a pretty cool official animated short. Gotta love that exploded Heavy getting reanimated. Here’s the full clip: Mann vs Machine – The Sound of Medicine [YouTube] To contact the author of this post,…
By Gergo Vas Published November 22, 2013 - Esports
Meet League of Legends‘ newest playable champion: Yasuo, the Unforgiven, a martial artist who uses the power of wind to defeat his opponents. He sure has some pretty exciting skills, especially his wind wall ability, which blocks all enemy projectiles—something that’ll likely cause ranged heroes many headaches. Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every…
By Gergo Vas Published November 22, 2013