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You know the rule: If it exists, there's porn of it. And typically, adult video adaptions of games or anime look rather whatever. Who cares! This Attack on Titan porno, however, looks totally bonkers.

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Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.

First of all, the costumes—pics courtesy of Asagawo Blog—seem true to the source material.

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Because an accurate costume is important in a movie in which people get naked.

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Okay, this one looks bad. So bad, it's good.

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And the makeup.

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And they even made little houses.

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Here, for scale. Giants, just like in the anime and the manga!

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And large naked giants at that.

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Going bananas!

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And eating people. Not real people, mind you. That's because they're not real giants.

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In the original stills, the performers appear to be wearing tape over their privates (as they don't have them in the manga and the anime). Kotaku has pixelated them to avoid complaints from sensitive readers or those who simply enjoy a good pixelation.

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Check out these special effects. So special.

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And it looks like the performers even venture outside. Hopefully they bundled up so as not to catch a cold.

Dubbed Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers, the flick will be released in Japan on January 10 on DVD and as a digital download. In case you missed it, here is Kotaku's review of the Attack on Titan anime.

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【衝撃のおっさん】キタキタキタキタ・・・キタ━━━━ヽ(・∀・` )ノ━━━━!!たるんだ巨人たちが笑劇すぎる【進撃の巨人】[アサガヲBlog]

To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter @Brian_Ashcraft.

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