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UncategorizedThere Are No Women In This Game, Because They Are All Dead
Lisa The Painful RPG takes place in a world where there are no women. Only men. Given the extreme subject matter its creator, Austin Jorgensen, could have gone the “funny” route or the “bleak as hell” route. He’s gone the latter. Described as a “game about survival, sacrifice, and perverts”, it’s set in a world…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 26, 2013 - Uncategorized
What Do You Do After Helping Create Portal? Write A Book.
Realm Lovejoy used to work as an artist at Valve, where she helped define the look of everything from Portal to Left 4 Dead to DOTA 2. We’ve even featured her work previouslyhere on Kotaku. But we’re not here to talk about her art today. Nope, because between leaving Valve and taking up a job…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 26, 2013 - Culture
Space Turtles Don’t Snap, They Shoot
Konstantin Maystrenko is a games artist who currently works at Gameloft Montreal. He’d previously been at strategy developers Nival You can see more of his work at his personal site and CGHub page To see the larger pics in all their glory (or, if they’re big enough, so you can save them as wallpaper), click…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 26, 2013 - Uncategorized
Killer Robot Trips On Stick, Falls Over
And to think, we were starting to get worriedabout Atlas. The humanoid robot, which in some situations has looked terrifying, in others looks…less so. In this test, designed to see if Atlas can overcome a few sticks lying on the ground, Atlas proves that it can not overcome a few lying on the ground. Sleep…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 26, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Sad Truth Behind Classic Video Games
Peel back the story and art and most games are incredibly simple. A test of reflexes, some rudimentary mechanics. We live most of our lives oblivous to this man behind the curtain, but sometimes it pays to peel it back and remember that Sonic really is little but holding right except sometimes. While some of…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Internet’s Best Video Game Cartoons, The 2013 Edition
The annual Saxxy awards aren’t just an excuse for Valve to show off the company’s Source Filmmaker suite; it’s a chance for us all to enjoy some of the best damn cartoons on the internet, whether you like video games or not. The 2013 Saxxys are split into four categories: short, action, comedy and drama.…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Sony Resetting Some PSN Passwords Following “Irregular Activity”
Earlier this week, Sony Europe resetsome user’s PSN passwords as a “precautionary” measure. Today, Sony America is doing the same thing. A noticeon the official PlayStation forums says that some users “may need to reset” their passwords after Sony detected “irregular activity” on their network. A Sony rep says: Note that if you have access…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedAll The Assassin’s Creed Naval Battles You Can Take Coming December 5
Ahoy, Android and iOS mateys! No, I can’t do that. That’s stupid. I’ll just — look, Assassin’s Creed Pirates is coming to iOS and Android on December 5. It has all the boats. Look at the goddamned boats. My brother was the biggest Assassin’s Creed fan I knew, until Assassin’s Creed III made him do…
By Mike Fahey Published November 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedWatch This King Wage War On The Sun
You can’t win against the sun. But that doesn’t mean you can’t try. In Oru Burus, a little clockwork king tries to fight the sun. The gorgeously animated short is like a charming mix of Media Molecule and Puppeteer. For more info on the animators, go here. While you’re here, here are some cute gifs:…
By Chris Person Published November 25, 2013 -
UncategorizedAn Indie RPG That Does Not Look Like Most Indie RPGs
Behold, the recently-released Paper Sorcerer, a Kickstarted indie RPG with a look all its own. The game comes to us from Ultra Runaway Games, who last year exceeded their $5,000 Kickstarter ask for the game by quite a bit. Always nice to see a Kickstarter game finished and playable. You can see more of Paper…
By Kirk Hamilton Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Did Your Xbox One Disc Drive Break? You Get A Free Game
Good news for anyone with a broken Xbox One: Microsoft is offering free games to anyone affected by the infamous disc drive issue that caused brand new games to make a terrible grinding noise upon insertion. One affected user told me about the deal on Twitter today, and Polygon got an e-mail confirming news of…
By Jason Schreier Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Video Game “Lean” Continues Its Console Invasion
Say you’re coming up on a corner in a hallway. There might be some guys on the other side who. I don’t know want to shoot you. What do you do? Put your entire body around the corner really quick just to see what’s over there? Of course you don’t. You peek your head around…
By Kirk Hamilton Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Dress Your Xbox One And PS4 Up Like Respectable Game Consoles
Ah, that’s much better. Now where do I put my money? Lovingly crafted by the fine folks at houseofgrafix (thanks, Paciano!), these NES-flavored skins transform your boring black boxes into actual video game consoles. They’re so pretty you’ll want to blow them to clear the dust from the contacts before inserting your cartridges. I can’t…
By Mike Fahey Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Steam Machine Prototype Looks Like A Whiter PS4
Engadgethas the first look at iBuyPower’s prototype for a Steam Machine PC, which is due to be released in 2014. It looks nothing like a PC, instead taking a page out of the Guide To Designing Home Video Game Consoles There are two variants, with a “light bar” that seems to be able to change…
By Luke Plunkett Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Show Us Your Game Console Setup
Over the last couple of weeks, lots of people have added one or even two new gaming consoles to the space under their TVs. As a result, some reorganization has been required. Where the hell are we supposed to fit all these black boxes? Today seemed like a good day to ask you all to…
By Kirk Hamilton Published November 25, 2013 -
CultureThe Internet Reacts To The New Persona Games
Persona 5 and a bunch of Persona spin-offs were finally announced this weekend, and the internet is already packed with cool reactions to the announcements. Let’s take a look at some of those reactions, shall we? Those chairs in the P5 teaser made everyone’s imagination run wild. As well as the unexpected Vita spin-off, Persona…
By Gergo Vas Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
If Only The Xbox One Were Actually This Tiny
The Xbox One is not a small console. In fact, it’s the biggest console currently in my entertainment center. But what if it were tiny? No, I mean really tiny. This 3D-printed Xbox One model comes from Dave Nunez, who has made several other very cool 3D-printed gaming console models in the past. If you…
By Kirk Hamilton Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
A Year In, The Wii U Is Still Not a Must-Own
Slowly improving but not yet great, the Wii U is still not a must-own console. Consider this the one-year-later update to my review of a console that I thought I’d be telling you was mandatory by now. The good news for people interested in getting a Wii U—or for people who already have one—is that…
By Stephen Totilo Published November 25, 2013 - Uncategorized
Sandy Hook Killer’s Video Gaming Obsession: Not What You’d Expect
If Adam Lanza—the shooter responsible for last year’s Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre—had a video gaming obsession, it appears to be Dance Dance Revolution, according to a comprehensive final report the state of Connecticut released today about the mass killing. From data recovered from a GPS device his mother had given him, which recorded his…
By Owen Good Published November 25, 2013