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UncategorizedYouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Nelson Mandela
YouTube comments get a bad rap, but nobody can say they’re lacking in entertainment value—this is true even when a discussion is absolutely boneheaded. Look no further than Dead Parrot‘s YouTube series, where grown men dramatically reenact hilarious comment threads to see what I mean. Last time, we saw a Bieber vs One Direction argument…
By Patricia Hernandez Published January 10, 2014 -
Uncategorized50 Cent Just Catching Up on Minecraft, Thinks It’s Unfinished
It’s probably hard to imagine how busy a guy like 50 Cent is. So, it’s understandable that he might’ve missed out on the way that Minecraft has become a phenomenon. But Mr. Jackson thinks that Mojang’s super-successful game “looks like they didn’t finish it.” No, 50, it’s finished. That is a completed game that you…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
Sad Horse Is Dressed As Mario
Hey there, Sad Mario Horse. How you doing? OK? You look a bit down. Is it because a human being dressed you up like Mario? Yes, I agree that it is a bit degrading, but you do have to admit that it is also pretty funny. Look at that little hat you’re wearing. Look at…
By Chris Person Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedPersona Q‘s Mitsuru May Be Tiny, But She Still Kicks Ass
Being re-imagined as a wee chibi characterisn’t close to enough to make Persona 3’s Mitsuru Kirijo any less of a badass, as evidenced by this new character trailer for the 3DS crossover game Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth Miiiiight be time to finally replay Persona 3 Portable as a girl protagonist. I’ve been meaning…
By Kirk Hamilton Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedYou’ve Never Heard Of Half Of These Songs About Video Games
I love old songs about video games. Not specific games mind you, but just the general idea of video games. They tend to be joyful, simple and wonderful. With that, here are some you might not have heard of. Below are a handful of obscure or old songs on the vague topic video games from…
By Chris Person Published January 10, 2014 -
ReviewsThe Childhood Memories Locked Inside Our Lost Toys
Few physical objects are as emotionally charged as children’s toys. They absorb our memories and moods, holding them until an errant look or touch brings them flooding back. Lost Toys from Barking Mouse Studios is a taste of that. Mobiles filled with forgotten childhood icons hang in a forgotten room, wooden idols charred and misshapen.…
By Mike Fahey Published January 10, 2014 -
Uncategorized10 Famous Movie Quotes You Might Be Getting Wrong
Memory is a fickle, faulty thing. The things we swear happened might’ve actually gone down completely differently, sometimes. It should be no surprise, then, that sometimes we might remember famous lines from movies a tad differently from what they actually are. Check out this list of ten movie quotes that people tend to misquote by…
By Patricia Hernandez Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance‘s always-online PC problems have been fixed, according to a couple of tweets this morning from Kojima Productions’ Steve Key. A Konami representative also confirmed to Kotaku that the issue has been resolved. New downloads should work fine, though already-affected users will probably have to re-download the game and Konami now says…
By Kirk Hamilton Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
Rayman Legends and Thief Preorders, The Best Electric Razor [Deals]
The second wave of next gen titles is upon us, and you can save $10 on one of the more anticipated games for your console of choice. Preorder Thief [PS4]| $50 with Promo Code EMCPWWP57 Preorder Thief [Xbox One] | $50 with Promo Code EMCPWWP57 Mionix NAOS 8200 Gaming Mouse | $40 Preorder Rayman Legends…
By Shep McAllister Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
‘Fallout 4 E-Mail’ Is A Hoax, Bethesda Says
Did you get an e-mail from someone claiming to be the Bethesda Store? Bad news, my friend: you’ve been pranked. The above image is fake. Like last year’s massive “Fallout 4 ARG,” this is yet another hoax designed to get all of our hopes up only to punch us in the face. A number of…
By Jason Schreier Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedProbably The Best Trailer You Could Make For A Snowplowing Game
You’re fired.
By Steve Marinconz Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedRambo Looks Shorter Than Sylvester Stallone in New Video Game Trailer
Many big-deal Hollywood actors are not tall. They are short. And all kinds of tricky camera angles and techniques get used to make them look like towering heroic badasses. Doesn’t look like they used any of them in the new trailer for the Rambo video game. The game’s an FPS but you see the Rambo…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 10, 2014 - Culture
Watch Super People Play Super Games Super Fast
If you haven’t been tuning into this year’s Awesome Games Done Quick, you are missing out on some serious rapid-fire video gaming. All week the fine folks at AGDQ have been speedrunning their way through new games like Metal Gear Rising, classics like Super Mario World, and exercises in self-destruction like Battletoads The marathon ends…
By Jason Schreier Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedAll The Joy Of The Legend Of Zelda In One Plunderphonic Masterpiece
Artist Jeesh, who we’ve featured here before, plunders sounds from more than two and a half decades of The Legend of Zelda and mixes them all up to to create some of the most delicious ear candy I’ve heard in ages. This is going on everything I have that’s capable of outputting music. It’s a…
By Mike Fahey Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
I Finished These 31 Video Games in 2013
For the eighth consecutive year, I’ve counted the number of games I finished in the last 12 months. The number has gone up, even as I played fewer games. I’ve been keeping countsince 2006, the year I didn’t just finish Suikoden V and Star Fox Command but also the likes of Metal Gear Solid 2…
By Stephen Totilo Published January 10, 2014 -
UncategorizedMeeting With Cultists In DayZ Is The Last Thing I Want To Experience
Three pantsless players in spooky masks, walking in the middle of the road towards you in the online survival game DayZ. What could possibly go wrong? We’ve already seen that interacting with others in the game is anything but normal, and it’s just beyond insane when a whole group roleplay as cultists, as in the…
By Gergo Vas Published January 10, 2014 - Uncategorized
Here’s the latest from Kotaku‘s official reader-written blog, Talk Amongst Yourselves: What I Hate—And Love—About the People and Zombies in DayZ • Kirby’s Dream Land was Ahead of It’s Time in One Crucial Way• The Tom Cruise Movie That Would Make a Great Video Game TAY Classic — TAY Open Forum — Beginner’s Guide To…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 10, 2014 -
EsportsHow To Play League of Legends‘ Newest Champion Properly
Yasuo, a martial artist character with the power of the wind, was added recently to the League of Legends champion roster. And if you play this character properly, he’s almost undefeatable in certain situations. Here’s Aaron “Bischu” Kim, one of the best players around showing off his skills and the characters’ The title of the…
By Gergo Vas Published January 10, 2014