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  Brutal Doom is—Surprise—Getting More Brutal

  The mod for id Software’s classic shooter has grown a lot since we first looked at it a year ago—if you own a copy of any of the Dooms, you should seriously consider giving it a try. It’s pretty much an all-new experience. This new video demonstrates the new and upcoming v19b version’s ability to…

  By András Neltz Published December 9, 2013
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  Goofy Kaiju Flick is Sci-Fi Meets Hentai

  Earth Defense Widow (地球防衛未亡人 or Chikyuu Bouei Miboujin) stars actress Mitsu Dan as a widowed member of an Earth defense force, out to save the world from deadly kaiju. If only they didn’t turn her on. If only! Dan, a widowed ex-geisha, is a member of a defense force known as JAP (yes, that is…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published December 9, 2013
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  China’s Internet Cafes Are Disappearing. What’s Going On?!

  China, the middle kingdom. The Orient. The place where the legality of game consoles are suspect has always been the home of internet cafes. The number of internet cafes, which served as dens to many of China’s netizens, has suddenly gone down over the course of 2011-2012—by as many as 10,000. Now, you may be…

  By Eric Jou Published December 9, 2013
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  Female Ninja Serve Up Noodles Amidst Silly Complaints

  Men no Sato (麺の里) or “Noodle Village” is a female ninja, or kunoichi(くノ一), restaurant. The restaurant originally opened last year in Tokyo’s Tachikawa, but recently announced it was reopening in nerd paradise Akihabara. Below you can see photos of the different noodle dishes, as well as the staff in their seemingly Naruto-inspired kunoichi costumes. Akihabara…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published December 9, 2013
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  China’s Underground Dwellers Find Their Homes Cemented Shut

  China is a place of extremes. On the streets of Beijing, one can see cars that only ever appear in the New York Auto Show and extremely posh women holding the latest designer bags from Paris. But beneath that splendour is a hidden part of China: a class of residents living below the poverty line.…

  By Eric Jou Published December 9, 2013
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  Korea’s Most Famous StarCraft Player Is Now a Poker Pro

  BoxeR (aka Lim Yo Hwan), the brilliant StarCraft player, recently retired from eSports These days he’s appearing on a South Korean reality show as well as cutting this teeth on a new career: poker pro. According to Donga Ilbo (via tipster Sang), Lim announced his new career decision three days ago. The eSports icon will…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published December 9, 2013
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  Hong Kong in all its Hazy, Timelapse-y Glory

  Hong Kong is a dense metropolis of over seven million people, but from up here, it doesn’t look that busy at all It looks almost peaceful, if a bit dark. LittleBigWorld is calling their latest timelapse film Hazy Hong Kong, and sure enough, there’s lots of haze, along with lots of little people hurrying along…

  By András Neltz Published December 9, 2013
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  In South Korea, Japanese Anime Gets Excessively Censored

  Sometimes anime needs to be censored. Maybe it’s cultural reasons. Maybe it society’s values. Maybe there just aren’t enough fig leaves. Below, you can see an image from the Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic anime as it aired in Japan when Sinbad first appears before Aladdin. Yes, Sinbad is sporting a strategically placed fig leaf.…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published December 9, 2013
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  Some of the Ugliest Cats on the Internet

  When you think of “cats” and “internet,” you probably think of adorable fuzzy critters. Not all cats are cute. Some are downright ugly. In Japan, website Naver has done a round-up of “totally not cute cats.” These aren’t even cats that are adorably ugly. They’re just… homely! To be fair to these felines, some of…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published December 9, 2013
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  Fallout 4 Hoaxer Just Wanted “To Watch The World Burn”

  “I’m one of these ‘selfish bastards with a lot of money,'” he says. We were all enthralled and excited by thesurvivor2299, a fake viral site that many (though not us) believed would lead to the ultimate reveal of Fallout 4. News broke over the weekend that it was fake, but most importantly hearts broke when…

  Mark Serrels Published December 9, 2013
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  Compare The Size Of Every Colossus From Shadow Of The Colossus

  With artist AndyDaRoo on the pens and NormalColossus on research duty, we now have this striking image showing the scale of every colossus from Team Ico’s classic Shadow of the Colossus. It’s impressive, but also surprising. You’d think the final one is the biggest, but this reveals that the giant flying one is easily the…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 9, 2013
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  Dragons Are Not Skyrim’s Most Terrifying Foes

  No, as you’ll see in this mod, there is a far darker force at play, one that our younger readers (or those tortured by their children’s TV habits) will know only too well. If you want to download it yourself, you can grab it here Really Useful World Eater[YouTube, via Super Punch]

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 9, 2013
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  Gran Turismo 6 vs A PC Racing Game

  Normally when we show a comparison video like this, it’s comparing the same game across platforms. But this one’s different. It’s two games across two platforms, which may sound pointless, but remember, these are driving games we’re talking about. We can get away with it. Moto Games TV found that both GT6 and PC graphics…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 9, 2013
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  See How Spelunky Levels Are Made

  Spelunky procedurally-generates its levels, meaning you’ll never ever play the same stage twice. But how does this magic actually work? How do you get to play through actual playable stages, and not nightmarish collages of terrain? Darius Kazemi’s “Spelunky Generator Lessons” explains that every level is made in two stages. First, there’s the “solution path”,…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 8, 2013
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  Cosplay Roundup: League Of Legends, Pirates, Dwarves & Leeloo

  I feel like I’m about to sit down and watch a performance of Fifth Element: The Musical, this cosplay is that good. Which I’m not, because that doesn’t actually exist, and why the hell does that not exist, anyway? To see the larger pics in all their glory (or, if they’re big enough, so you…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 8, 2013
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  Family Loses Everything When Moving Van Catches Fire

  Sean Palomino, a video game developer, was moving from Texas to North Carolina in September when he suffered the most bizarre of setbacks: the moving van carrying his stuff caught fire, destroying everything he and his family owned. Formerly of id Software, the developers of Doom, he was on his way to join up with…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 8, 2013
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  New Thief “Story” Trailer Actually Has Gameplay Footage

  Eeehhh, we’re a bit uneasy about the new Thief game. But hey, we won’t know until we get our hands on the finished product. Until then, here’s a story trailer, which given its airing during the VGX should have been just cinematic fluff. So it’s nice they also stuck some gameplay in there.

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 8, 2013
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  Idea: Let Cats Decide A Winner In The Console Wars

  Reader Gareth decided to settle the console wars the only way he knew how: by getting his cat to decide. Gareth, your Nobel Peace Prize is in the mail. “My cat, as you can see from the attached, prefers the larger, low humming warmth afforded by the Xbox One”, Gareth writes. “He consistently sleeps on…

  By Luke Plunkett Published December 8, 2013
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  All the Awkwardness of the VGX in One Video

  It’s hard to put into words how cringe-inducing all the cross-talk, missed throws, tongue-tied teleprompter mishaps, and bombed jokes were at last night’s VGX. That’s where this six-minute supercut by PixelPerfect comes in handy. I’ve already said my piece about the VGX, so rewatching its lowlight reel is a little more painful than humorous to…

  By Owen Good Published December 8, 2013
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  Skullgirls Makers Say Konami Asked PSN, Xbox Live to Remove the Game

  Lab Zero, the makers of the fighting game Skullgirls, says Konami, which published the game to Xbox Live and PlayStation Network in 2012, has asked Microsoft and Sony to take the game off the services. The administrator of the official forums for Skullgirls updated the community on the news, saying that Lab Zero found out…

  By Owen Good Published December 8, 2013