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UncategorizedMeet The Assholes Ruining Online Gaming
You can hear terrible prejudices bubble up when you’re playing a Killzone, Call of Duty or Halo match online. This stuff is bad when you’re in the heat of a tense deathmatch showdown, trying to just have fun and win. It’s even worse away from the game. The Bigot Gamer collects all sorts of overheated…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
The Argument For Offline Multiplayer Games
It’s the internet age, the age of connectedness. Ask Sony or Microsoft about the defining feature of their next-gen consoles, and they’ll start telling you about “social,” about playing together online, all the time. That’s all well and good, but does every game need online multiplayer? They do not, argues QWOP-maker and NYU teaching professor…
By Kirk Hamilton Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedThe Simpsons’ Couch Gag, In Lego Form
If it exists, then there is probably a Simpsons couch gag for it—and Lego is no exception. While this recreation by MonsieurCaron isn’t the full couch gag, it playfully also features a couch gag with the protagonist of The Lego movie, which is neat (and appropriate!) Awesome Simpsons LEGO Movie Couch Gag [MonsieurCaron]
By Patricia Hernandez Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedPole Dancing Robots Are a Real Thing
A slightly uncomfortable and awkward thing—are those security cameras as heads, for christ’s sake?—but they’re real thing nonetheless. Behold, German pole dancing robots. They cost $40,000 each. Earlier versions of the robots were modified to have more color and to have bigger breasts, ultimately turning them into the robots you see above. I’m sure the…
By Patricia Hernandez Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedWacky Titanfall News Report Has Halo, Call of Duty Shooting Each Other
Look, we can’t say that Next Media Animation’s segment on today’s hot release actually, y’know, makes sense, as far what the moving images signify. But it’s fun to watch. And, hey, it’s Francis! Think he knows he’s in this? The best part of NMA’s take on Titanfall has to be its terrible approximation of the…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 11, 2014 - Tips & Guides
Tips For Playing Titanfall
It’s Titanfall day, people. Are you prepared for a parkour-filled, multiplayer-only, first-person shooter experience? We’ve been playing for days and have a few tips on how to best take advantage of all its neat features. We’re not ready for an official review just yet. Servers only just went live and we want to make sure…
By Tina Amini Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
Skrillex Uses Video Game To Premiere Surprise New Album
If you want to be the first to hear Skrillex’s newest music, one of the easiest ways is to play some video games. The Grammy-winning DJ’s first full-length record, titled Recess, isn’t available by most conventional means. At the moment it can, however, be streamed through a free smartphone game called Alien Ride, which you…
By Kirk Hamilton Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedTwo Incredible Glitches Make The First Pokémon Games Way Easier
One thing many Pokémon fans have in common is that growing up, we’d hear all sorts of stories about glitches and legendaries we could capture if we did something random and esoteric. Most kids, as we now know, were lying. Or, well: it’s more like they didn’t know how to pull the glitches off, exactly.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
Kingdom Hearts III, Titanfall Season Pass, Wolfenstein [Deals]
Kingdom Hearts III, Watch Dogs, Wolfenstein, Titanfall’s Season Pass, Dark Souls Collector’s Edition. We’ve got your pre-orders right here. Want to see all the upcoming releases and their pre-order deals? Click here Kingdom Hearts III [PS4] and get $10 Newegg gift card Kingdom Hearts III [One] and get $10 Newegg gift card Titanfall Season Pass…
By Shane Roberts Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
The Witcher 3 Delayed Until February, 2015
You’re going to have to wait a bit before playing the hotly-anticipated role-playing game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Once planned for a late 2014 release on PC, PS4 and Xbox One, it’ll now be out in February of next year. The game simply wasn’t going to be good enough if it came out this…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
The JRPG-styled Earthlock: Festival of Magic—formerly just called Festival of Magic—is back on Kickstarter after a failed campaign last year. Now they’re asking for $150,000 in an attempt to bring the colorful RPG to PC and consoles next year.
By Jason Schreier Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
Looking good, Fastest Man Alive. After the quickest of glimpses more than two weeks ago, here’s a better look at the Flash suit that Grant Gustin will be wearing in the upcoming TV show. It definitely reads as more superhero than most of the outfits on Arrow.
By Evan Narcisse Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedMy First 23 Deaths In Dark Souls II
Death is my teacher in Dark Souls II. Every time I get killed in this game, I get better at it. I have video proof of this. What I don’t have, I’m sorry to say, is video of my first three deaths in development studio From Software’s devilish new game. I do have the next…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
Find Out How Much Time You Waste on League of Legends
You’ve asked yourself the question: just how much am I playing this damn game? Is it months? Years? Decades, even? If you’re been burning daylight playing League of Legends, you can finally get an answer. Lots of people play LoL, with 7.5 million jumping on daily during peak play hours. That’s a lot of man-hours…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
The Man Who Promised Too Much
Peter Molyneux is crying. I’m not sure how to react to this. Legendary game designers don’t often get emotional with the press. But here’s Molyneux, who has made so many games and done so many interviews over the past two decades, openly weeping into my voice recorder. We’re talking about promises. Molyneux, who has helped…
By Jason Schreier Published March 11, 2014 - Uncategorized
Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku‘s reader-run community: The Games You Should Look Out For This Month • That Old, Familiar (Final Fantasy) Feeling • How One Game Reinvigorated The Strategy Genre TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them here.
By Tina Amini Published March 11, 2014 - Reviews
Dark Souls II: The Kotaku Review
Dark Souls II begins by telling you that you’re flat-out screwed. The game opens with a smiling, blind, gap-toothed crone, telling you that you’re cursed. If you stay where you are, your memories will fade and you will become a hollow — an empty undead beast that feeds off the souls of the living. Like…
By Chris Person Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedInterviewing Chun-Li is Awkward
Criticising Chun-Li’s outfit is probably not the way one should start an interview with her. But here’s Pete Holmes, making every possible mistake in the next installment of his Street Fighter series. He’s lucky he got away with it without getting Lightning kicked in the face. And that his subject wasn’t Cammy. Street Fighter Red…
By Gergo Vas Published March 11, 2014 -
UncategorizedDark Souls II Seems Like The Kind of Game Werner Herzog Would Love
A video game where a brutal, indifferent cosmology smacks players around. A director obsessed with the darker parts of man’s nature. A match made in purgatory! Now we don’t have to imagine what the acclaimed filmmaker would think of Dark Souls II. We can hear that tremulous voice praise the sun right now. This tongue-in-cheek…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 11, 2014