Everything Wrong with the Batman & Robin Movie (AKA the Entire Movie)

Listen, Bat-fans: as bad as you think Ben Affleck might be—and I’m reserving judgment— the next on-screen version of Bruce Wayne won’t be as bad as Batman & Robin. It… it can’t be. This is the longest Cinema Sins yet because, egads, there is a wealth of material in the 1997 superhero flick. Oh sure,…

Trucker Drives Off With 144 Xboxes, Gets Caught Trying to Flee Country

NORTH MIDDLETON TOWNSHIP, Pa.—Whether he was taking advantage of a loading dock mistake or had someone helping on the inside, police here say a trucker from New Jersey drove away with 144 Xbox 360s and then sold them off. He was extradited this week after he was arrested trying to flee the country. Jean W.…

You Won’t Need PlayStation Plus For The Elder Scrolls Online On PS4

Bad news for anyone who loves subscription fees: you won’t need a PlayStation Plus account to play The Elder Scrolls Online on PS4, Bethesda says. You need Sony’s premium service to play most PS4 games online, but Bethesda’s upcoming MMORPG (out in April for PC/Mac and June for PS4/Xbox One) will be an exception, because…

Here’s the latest from Kotaku‘s official reader-written blog, Talk Amongst Yourselves: The (Hilarious) Story of A Breakup Thanks To Gaming • My First Game Jam, And The Best Learning Experience I’ve Ever Had • On Social Anxiety, Solitude and Multiplayer Shooters TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them here.

Nintendo Denies Smartphone Game Rumors

Yesterday, a report from Japan’s Nikkei newspaper asserted that Nintendo would be putting trailers, promotional info and mini-games about upcoming releases on smartphones. Now, a statement from Nintendo says that they won’t exactly be doing that. Engadget has a full statement from the House of Mario that shoots down the rumor that made the rounds…

The Honest Guide to DayZ

Forming squads, gearing up and taking down zombies. That’s what DayZ is all about, right? Well, not entirely. Falling off ladders, dying from rotten bananas and being chased by zombies that can walk through walls, while trying to find players nearby? That’s more like it! Here’s an animated (and slightly NSFW) guide to DayZ from…

The First Three Minutes of BioShock Infinite’s Next DLC

BioShock dev Irrational Games have revealed the introductory cutscene to the next installment of their expansion to BioShock Infinite, Burial at Sea. Give it a watch above, but if you haven’t played chapter one, mind the spoilers. Both in the video and the post. As you can see, we’ll be taking control of Elizabeth this…

Monogatari Second Season is Entertaining But Has its Ups and Downs

I love the Monogatari franchise, I think it is one of the most entertainingly-written and well-directed anime of the past few years. However, in some parts of Monogatari Second Season, the storytelling wears a bit thin. As Monogatari Second Season is a collection of largely unrelated character follow-up stories of the cast explored in Bakemonogatari,…

First Look at the Sly Cooper Movie [UPDATE: Trailer Available]

Yes, there is a Sly Cooper movie on the way, apparently. It’s coming out in 2016*. And it will feature the return of Sly’s nemesis, Clockwerk. The movie will be penned and directed by Kevin Munroe, the guy behind 2007’s TMNT, with the animation being handled by Rainmaker and Blockade Entertainment, who are also currently…

China Is Getting a Brand New Video Game Console

Chinese television company TCL Corp is ready to throw its hat into the home console arena. But is the Chinese government ready? The company, which is based is in Guangdong, said it plans to release its first home console in China later this year. China Daily reports that the company said it will release a…

Watch Kirby Suck Like He Has Never Sucked Before

The coolest thing about Kirby has always been his ability to suck in his enemies and absorb their powers. And the newest game in the series, Kirby: Triple Deluxe, definitely has plenty of that. In Triple Deluxe Kirby now has five new copy abilities: sniper, beetle, circus, bell, and, my personal favorite, hypernova. And that’s…

Here’s a closer look at the Shadowrun RPG’s upcoming expansion, Dragonfall, courtesy of a new trailer. The Kickstarter update also mentions two other things: first, the expansion’s release date has been pushed back to February 27, and second, the much-anticipated Quicksave patch is already live for the original game.

Buying Japanese Arcade Cabinets Isn’t for the Weak, Feeble or Cheap

Perhaps you have dreams of owning your own Japanese arcade game cabinet. Heck, maybe you already do. But if you are in the market for one (especially a Konami music game cabinet), just know what you are getting yourself into. Recently, Japanese Twitter user Ronzu uploaded photos of setting up a Beatmania IIDX 21: Spada…

The Colbert Report Was Ripped Off By a Chinese TV Show

A Chinese show called The Banquet is being accused of ripping off The Colbert Report‘s opening. For good reason! As The Atlantic pointed out late last week, the show is called The Banquet and broadcasts on Ningxia Satellite TV, so it’s more of a local production. However, The Colbert Report does have a sizeable following…