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UncategorizedAn Open Letter To My Jerk Overwatch Teammate
Dear person whose name I already forgot (but it was probably something like xxShadowK1ller or BradTheMadDogBongster), we need to talk. Last night, we were on the same Overwatch team. You may not have noticed me. You seemed pretty preoccupied typing, “YOU GUYS SUCK,” “PUSH HARDER AARGH FUCK,” and “THIS IS BULLSHIT” in chat. I imagine…
By Nathan Grayson Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
Cyberpunk Bartending Game Mixes Waifus With Great Storytelling
Bartending for a delinquent cast of sci-fi characters, it turns out, is the ideal way to world-build a dystopian visual novel/game. VA-11 Hall-A, released yesterday on Steam, offers players the chance to serve up noxious drinks to the sketchy citizens of Glitch City, circa 207X A.D., the kind of place that would star as the…
By Cecilia D'Anastasio Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
How To Deal With Dragon Quest VII And Final Fantasy XV Coming Out In The Same Month
You have probably noticed, being the lovely JRPG connoisseur you are, that September is going to be busy. In just that one month we’re going to see new entries from two RPG titans: the 3DS remake of Dragon Quest VII, on September 16, and the boy band simulator Final Fantasy XV, on September 30. So…
By Jason Schreier Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
The Best Games Patrick Played At E3 2016
Though I didn’t get a chance to play that newfangled Legend of Zelda that everyone was raving about, there was plenty to get excited about at E3. Based on scribbles into a notebook, here’s the games that stood out to me. Outlast 2 Let’s act shocked that Patrick was sucked in by a horror game,…
By Patrick Klepek Published June 22, 2016 - Culture
The Weapons Of The WarCraft Movie
Jonathan Berube is an artist who, after a long spell at Blizzard as a matte painter and member of their cinematics team, is now in the movie business working on the Avatar sequels. Below are some of his contributions to the WarCraft movie, most of which are weapons. Big, heavy, very WarCraft weapons. You can…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Death Cuddling
If you hadn’t already figured that this week’s ‘Shop Contest would somehow involve naked Norman Reedus from Hideo Kojima’s newly-announced Death Stranding, welcome to Kotaku. Update 6/22/16 — We’ve still got three days left to tuck things into Norman’s loving arms. It was really this or Dad Kratos, and we used Dad Kratos for our…
By Mike Fahey Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
Remember that ambitious multi-vehicle extreme sports game EA showed a video for at E3 2014? The publisher tells Gamespot the project is dead, with Burnout developer Criterion shifting gears from creating its biggest game ever to helping out on Star Wars titles.
By Mike Fahey Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
Dream Arcades Wants To Build A Very Fancy Emulator Console
Known for creating full-sized arcade cabinets packed with emulated arcade games, Dream Arcades is getting into the console business with the Dreamcade Replay, bringing arcade and console classics to anything with an HDMI port. The Dreamcade Replay is actually a series of three devices that Dream Arcades is launching on Kickstarter. First there’s the basic…
By Mike Fahey Published June 22, 2016 - Kotaku East
One Manga Artist’s Quest For The Best Work Desk
I think he’s found it. Finally. Yoshikadu Hamada has come up with a clever way to have both a comfortable sitting and a comfortable standing desk. It’s so simple, yet so brilliant. You might remember seeing this before from Kotaku’s story on Japanese artists’ workspaces. Here are more photos of his set up: Hamada switched…
By Brian Ashcraft Published June 22, 2016 - Kotaku East
Katana Restaurant Opens In Tokyo
At Touken Saryou in Akihabara, you can eat, drink, and look at beautiful, yet deadly, cold steel. Perhaps hoping to capitalize on thekatana mania among some Japanese women, Touken Saryou has a variety of swords on display at its establishment. The swords have all been certified by The Society for Preservation of Japanese Art Swords.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published June 22, 2016 -
UncategorizedSeinfeld’s Apartment Recreated in Doom 2
You think you’ve seen everything now? So has John Romero For years now, Doom modders have been doing all sorts of amazing things. (Case in point, Sailor Moon mods.) More recently, they’ve been remaking the new Doom in old Doom games. The latest interesting Doom mod comes from Doug Keener, who has created, well, recreated…
By Brian Ashcraft Published June 22, 2016 - Uncategorized
Sony Could (But Probably Won’t) Pay Millions Over Old PS3 Lawsuit
All the way back in 2010, a class-action lawsuit was filed against Sony after the ability to run Linux on the PS3 was removed. Last week, after six years of haggling, the company agreed to pay up. As Ars Technica report, the decision was made last Friday, and—provided the judge agrees to Sony’s terms—will see…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 21, 2016 -
UncategorizedAww, We’ll Never Get This Benedict Cumberbatch Disney Infinity Figure
Disney Infinity is toast, because Disney manufactured way too many figures nobody wanted and not enough of the ones people did. Which means, sadly, we will never get to pay over the odds on eBay for this excellent Benedict Cumberbatch figure. Well, technically it’s a Doc Strange figure, but I’ve never seen an Infinity figure…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 21, 2016 - Culture
Very Good Boyfriend Mods His Fiancée Into Stardew Valley
In Stardew Valley, you can date in-game characters and get married. In a move that critics (me) are already calling The Sweetest Gosh-Darn Thing, one guy modded the game so that his real-life fiancée was a marriage option. TimothyBBurns decided to recreate his fiancée in Stardew Valley to brighten up her day while she slew…
By Nathan Grayson Published June 21, 2016