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Gears of War Patched ... and Patched ... and Patched

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Noticed the heavies in Gears of War all sport soul patches? (Flavor savers, as we call them back in Surry County, N.C.) Here's a breakdown of the top liphair in the FPS third-person shooter genre.

Game Intestine takes a look at the labia caesar (yep, that's "hairy lips" in latin) of Gears of War. But is that really a patch under Cole Train's lower lip, or just a shadow? Anyway ... I haven't been this intrigued since Luke's homage to the beards of Fallout 3.

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Top 6 Soul Patches in Gears of War [Game Intestine]