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Muffins are the unsung hero of the games industry. They are the glue that binds publishers, PR, and the media…

The onslaught of news this week was enough to send anyone to the nuthouse. Activision sacking Infinity Ward's…

I've lived in Japan for a long time. When I first came here, I liked living here. Now, I don't. I haven't changed.…

Ubisoft On The Campaign Trail Over New PC DRM Measures
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New Splinter Cell Conviction Screens
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We can't all be rock stars. Or can we? Why can't we all be rock stars? Who says we can't all be rock stars?

Kotaku Off Topic: Straight Into Compton
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Heavy Rain's First Nine Minutes Hit The Shower, Down Some OJ
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Unpaid Internet Bill Leads to Game-Blamed Stabbing
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This is my first crack at Kotaku Off-Topic, and I'm not really sure how to begin it. Non sequiturs, by definition,…