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Creepy Monkey

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Hello! This week we talk about the latest big-budget video game flop, discover how gross pelicans can be, check out the new Fast & Furious game, play video games while eating, and meet a creepy monkey in Animal Crossing.

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Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week

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I have a few rules in my home. But one of them is simple and non-negotiable: Don’t eat food while using my controllers. You monsters out there eating and playing games sicken me. Stop it.

The world needed another hero shooter about as much as I needed another hole in my head.

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If I had a nickel for every time I’m out and about and can’t find some good intestines...

Tweets!

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Nature, what the fuck are you doing?

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The legends spoke of his return, but I didn’t believe them. Few did.

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Uhhh.. excuse me. What the hell are you doing?

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Trailers & Videos From The Past Week

I hate how often this is used as an insult against games, but seriously, this looks like a PS3 game. What happened? This is a billion-dollar mega-franchise. It feels odd to release what looks like a budget title.

I do enjoy how Pyramid Head has gone from a creepy, interesting monster that meant something narratively to the Silent Hill mascot. Sure, just stick him in a slot machine game, who cares!

Arnold is just going to return to every 80s and 90s franchise he was a part of eventually, huh?

Kotaku Weekend Editor | Zack Zwiezen is a writer living in Kansas. He has written for GameCritics, USgamer, Kill Screen & Entertainment Fuse.

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DISCUSSION

It’s pretty simple, folks: If you don’t want to get sniffed, DON’T ASSUME THE SNIFF ME PLEASE POSITION. I don’t know why I have to keep explaining this to people and responding officers.