Bad Boba Fett, Star Wars
You hated The Last Jedi and you won’t stop talking about it to the gaggle of gangly Kylo Rens standing near the Amazon Go station. Those are Walmart sweatpants you have on underneath your cardboard armor pieces, but you’re thinking about throwing them out because you saw the Pride section they had set up there the last time you went to get a 30-rack of Bud heavies.
You thought the Boba Fett show should have had more of him wordlessly killing people and less of him out of armor helping the indigenous Tusken Raiders fight back against colonizers.
