Hello! This week we watch a Minecraft player electrocute themselves, get ready to go to Hell in Doom Eternal, learn about all the games getting delayed, take over an airport TV to play some Apex Legends and meet a cat who does front flips.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://kotaku.com/minecraft-player-gets-electrocuted-every-time-he-takes-1840980061
2020 is going well…
https://kotaku.com/the-pokemon-cakes-episode-of-food-network-challenge-is-1841001821
I’m honestly surprised at how big that damn Squirtle ended up being. Like…too big. Too big.
https://kotaku.com/game-delays-cause-more-crunch-1841065204
A fantastic post by Jason covering how video game delays aren’t the best thing for game developers. Sometimes they lead to more crunch.
https://kotaku.com/buy-the-new-humble-bundle-help-australia-1841048567
Australia is burning and needs help. Plus you get some cool games in the process.
Tweets!
Fuck it cats giving other cats tattoos. pic.twitter.com/a8pIhprwJM
— BROKE BASTARD (@lilbrokebastard) January 13, 2020
“Can you do like a little fish on my ass? That would be cute.”
Suffer, as I have suffered pic.twitter.com/Des3eqafSR
— ThoulessPrime 🇺🇦 (@ThoulessPrime) January 13, 2020
Oui oui, General Kenobi. Would you like to see my, lightsaber collection?
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1217195264060076032
A few days ago one of my cats flipped off the couch and then proceeded to slide under the couch on her back. All of this took like 3 seconds and it was smooth. Almost like she had practiced the move many times. Cats are wild.
News
The Next Smash Bros. Character Is Fire Emblem’s Byleth
Sources: Horizon: Zero Dawn Is Coming To PC
Destiny 2‘s Latest Puzzle Is Turning Out To Be Brain-Breakingly Complex
Man “Hijacks” Airport Monitor To Play PS4 Game
Let’s See How Construction On Nintendo’s Theme Park Is Coming Along
Cyberpunk 2077 Delayed To September
Square Enix Delays Final Fantasy VII Remake And Avengers
Nazi Moron Arrested Over Multiple Swatting Calls
Might and Magic’s 100-Player Auto Chess Spin-Off Comes Out Later This Month
With PS5 On The Way, Sony Will Skip E3 Again
Trailers & Videos You May Have Missed
I know The Joker is “dark” and “twisted” and kills people, but still surprised WB and DC are fine letting him get ripped apart in Mortal Kombat.
One day I’ll get around to playing these games. I like killing Nazis, I like co-op and I don’t mind zombies. Seems like I might dig this series.
RIP AND TEAR. I’m ready to RIP AND TEAR.
