That's what they call the day after Christmas in more civilized parts of the world. In my household, we call it "Distended Saturday." And while you're still digesting yesterday's feast, here's a recap of our buffet of original reporting.

Small housekeeping note, in observance of the holiday, the weekend report will be shortened to posts roughly once every two hours, with some exceptions. All standing weekend features will run at their normal times, with another exception: No weekend coupons, as the orgy of consumerism has bled most major retailers dry. If you got something you hate, go trade it in for store credit, that's the best buy-none-get-one-free deal of all.

Kotaku Talk Radio

Kotaku Contest Reminder: Are You the Biggest Zelda Fan?

Reviews, Previews, Hands-On and Impressions
Final Fantasy XIII Impressions: 15 Years Later, 25 Hours In
BioShock 2 Multiplayer Lobby Preview: Yes, The Lobby
Style Savvy Review: Dressing Miss Michael
Borderlands Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot Preview: Eyond Underdome
Machinarium Review: Beautiful Robots
Jurassic: The Hunted Review: Punch a Velociraptor in the Face
BioShock 2 Preview: Maybe It Was Needed After All
Avatar Movie Review: The Blue Future Of Video Games

What The Video Game Industry Wants For Christmas

Stick Jockey: The 2010 Video Game Bowl - and Playoff - Spectacular

2009 in Review
The Controversies
The Shows That Were
The Sports Video Game Report
The Disappointments
The Year, NSFW
The Trailers

2009 in Review: The Features
One Man's Year Making Assassin's Creed II
The Man Who Never Wanted To Make 'The Citizen Kane of Games'
The Batman-Maker Who Didn't Know The Meaning Of GOTY
Motion-Control Gaming Grabs The Spotlight

Batman Was Great, But Remember, Batman Was Late
Non-Blurry Look At Final Fantasy XIV Customization
Snuggle Up With Kingdom Hearts
Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 Patched Up, All Better
DSi Launches In China
PlayStation Store Now Selling "Premium Avatars" In Hong Kong, Europe
Assassin's Creed II Spoiler Talk With Patrice Desilets
Gran Turismo Creator Completes 25-Hour Car Race
Dragon Quest IX Breaks Dragon Quest Sales Records
iPhone Chart Toppers: N.O.V.A. Takes Down Waldo
Rumor: Big Layoffs At Heavy Iron Studios [Update]