Welcome To A House Of Horrors (I Don’t Think This Is How You’re…

So, I've made no secret of the fact that I'm a bit of an Animal Crossing addict » 12/06/12 6:00am 12/06/12 6:00am. The game continues to be a smash hit in Japan. So much so that even now, almost a month after its initial release, most stores are still sold out with only the download version available. Players clock into their villages every day to…

Save Me From Assassin's Creed III's Nightmarish Hell-Children

The Assassin's Creed series has always been full of weird ambient dialogue. People on the street mutter the same few lines, and the mix never sounds quite right. Most of us have less-than-fond memories of the "Mah-ney mah-ney mah-ney!!" guy from earlier games in the series, and those accursed bums who bump and bug us as… » 11/30/12 4:00pm 11/30/12 4:00pm