Luigi
I’m similarly conflicted about Luigi. My heart of hearts wants to give Luigi a standing “O”vation for Oral. He just seems like the nice, shy guy who knows how to orally please people with pussies. However! Thanks to intrepid reporters of Kotaku’s past we know a little bit about Luigi’s dong. At about 3.7 inches flaccid, he’s not packing serious heat but there’s just enough there that Luigi Mario might be considered slightly above average. And judging from the prevailing stereotype that cis dudes with decent dicks like to coast on their endowments rather than develop skills outside of the jackhammer, maybe Luigi isn’t the mouth maestro I want him to be.
Verdict: Maybe. There’s evidence to suggest either theory.
