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Mario

Screenshot: Nintendo
Screenshot: Nintendo

I’m conflicted on whether the star of Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope consumes the kitty. There’s part of me that wants to say no, and award the title of Best Bush-Eating Mario Brother to Luigi, who seems like he’d be a natural. However! At the beginning of Super Mario 64, Princess Peach, out of the blue, invited Mario over because she baked a cake for him. Now, I don’t know about you, but a bad bitch like Peach ain’t baking for nobody that don’t do right by her in the bedchamber.

Verdict: Yes, but he’s merely adequate at it.

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