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The Best Games Of, Sort Of, The Decade

The decade isn’t over. It has a year left. Well, screw it: everyone else thinks the decade is over. If I don’t write this thing, right here, right now, I’m probably never going to write it; if I write it next year, everyone will call me a jerk-off goody-two-shoes know-it-all. What this is, right here,…

Talk Amongst Yourselves

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Video Games Survive Recession, But At What Cost?

Despite the recession and a drop in video game sales last year, December was the biggest month in the history of video games. A combination of console price cuts, a holiday rich in spending and the recent release of several chart-busting titles helped the game industry pull in $5.53 billion in December alone, according to…

Driver’s License So Lost, Can’t Drive

To: Crecente From: Bashcraft Went to the police station this morning to report that I lost my driver’s license somewhere between Narita Airport and Dallas, Texas last month. Had to fill out some forms and get my picture taken again. My picture turned out pretty DARN HOT I must say. The biggest drag? It takes…

This Is How You Promote Final Fantasy XIII Figures

With real people dressed up in costume, that’s how! As Square Enix launches a set of Play Arts figures, and Akihabara’s Kotobukiya retail shop has a special event in store. Or rather, outside store. Over the weekend, a troupe of Final Fantasy XIII were available to pose for photos. There was even a time table…

Activision Won’t Give Up On DJ Hero Just Yet

Last October, Activision’s turntable game DJ Hero tanked. Fret not those who shelled out for game and its peripheral, Activision won’t be ditching the series just yet. If you’re going to make a commitment to doing something original, the odds are that you’re not going to get it right on the first chance,” Activision boss…

Here, Your Blueness…Have Some Beatles: Rock Band Sales Figures

For all the money spent on securing the use of The Beatles, the Rock Band title of the same name is yet to outsell its predecessor, Rock Band 2. But is there a silver lining in that money pit? Maybe. MTV’s Scott Guthrie has disclosed that “more than 1 million” Beatles songs have been downloaded…

Venezuelan President Says Games Are “Poison”

As we’ve covered a few times before, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is not only a nutty man, he’s a nutty man that hates video games. Hates them so much be believes they’re “poison”. “Those games they call ‘PlayStation’ are poison”, Chavez (left, in his Brotherhood of NOD costume) said on his weekly show Alo Presidente.…

Nintendo Claims DSi XL Not Only For Old People

The DSi XL‘s larger size, jumbo touch pen, bigger screen and refined old people colors (Wine Red?) made it seem like the DSi XL is targeted at old people. That’s not necessarily true, says Nintendo. When the DSi XL launched in Japan late last year as the DSi LL, Nintendo rolled out an ad campaign…

Why I Am Alive’s Been Delayed

When a game is as oft-delayed as Ubisoft’s I Am Alive, it raises questions. Has it been cancelled? Are there production issues? Does it need a better title? All of those are valid, but only one is the actual reason. And it’s number two! Step on down number two and, speaking through Ubisoft boss Yves…

Tekken Voice Actor Dead, Police Investigating Suicide

Daisuke Gouri passed away this past Sunday at around 3:00 pm in Tokyo after being discovered wandering the streets in Nakano ward, blood dripping from his arm, before collapsing face-down. He was 57 years old. Besides an impressive list of anime credits, Gouri also voiced Bass Armstrong in the Dead or Alive series, Mister Hercule…

Man Facing Prison Over R4 Cartridges

It’s not just the Japanese throwing people in prison over R4 flash cartridges; Britain is in on the act too, with a man sentenced to prison for importing R4 carts. Yun Can Meng, a British resident, will spend the next twelve months behind bars after importing 26,500 of the cartridges, with the intention of selling…

Ready To Booze It Up With Yakuza 4?

You can tell a lot about a game by its deluxe bundles. Some games, like BioShock, have figurines. Other games, like Modern Warfare 2 and its night vision goggles, have extravagant items. Yakuza 4 just wants you drunk. One of the goodies for deluxe version of upcoming PS3 exclusive Japanese crime drama Yakuza 4 (Ryu…

What To Do With Polyphony Digital?

Let’s play a game. Imagine you are not you. You are, instead, Sony Computer Entertainment boss Kaz Hirai. And you have a dilemma on your hands. See, you are part of a massive corporation that for years now has been bleeding money. Meaning across the board, Sony has had to cut costs, trim the fat…

NSFW: Gladiator Begins Gets Sexy Time Slip Cover

That gladiator lady is back! This alternative slip cover for PSP game Kentoushi: Gladiator Begins was a freebie at an event in Tokyo’s Akihabara. The standard cover has a shirtless gladiator dude. The back of the cover reminds people on Japanese internet of one thing: a porno. This is not pornography, it is a video…

Chinatown Wars Spread To The iPhone

As is the way with most iPhone releases, Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars has been set loose upon the App Store with absolutely zero warning or pre-emptive fanfare. One moment, we’re busy getting on with our weekends, the next, we simply receive word that it’s out. Early reports say that the game is as…

Japan’s 2ch. Replies To RPG Complaints

Last week, website IGN published a list of ten ways to fix Japanese role-playing games. Japan’s 2ch., the largest internet forum in the world, has responded. IGN’s list criticized things in Japanese role-playing games like the lifeless environments, linear gameplay, stereotypical stories and traditional battle systems. (Read the full list here.) 2ch., where users post…

Mass Effect 2 “Super Elite” Console Bundle Announced

This is the Mass Effect 2 Limited Edition console bundle, announced today for the Australian market and selling for AUD$599 (USD$550). It includes a black Xbox 360 with a 250GB HDD, two wireless controllers, a headset and a copy of Mass Effect 2. No custom paintjob on the console, sadly, but the inclusion of a…

Guess Who “Loved” Avatar?

Have you seen Avatar, the James Cameron opus? One of gaming’s Twitterati has, but who? Who, who, who? The rest of the Twitterati kept themselves busy to boot. Glad to see that game designer George Broussard (of Duke Nukem Forever fame) is keeping busy! Halo composer Marty O’Donnell loved him some Avatar. Deep thoughts by…

Copperhead Road

To: Luke From: Owen Re: TK Can’t chat much; gotta hit the trail for California today. It’ll be nice to see some old friends back in the Bay Area, but it will be a working visit. One thing I’m contemplating, booze is stupid expensive in Oregon. Now, there’s no sales tax on anything, so in…