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Walmart Holding Midnight Mass For The Church Of Madden
We’re now one week (and 30 minutes, to be exact) from the traditional midnight launch of Madden NFL, and Walmart’s promising nationwide events for those who want to take it home as soon as the clock strikes 12. Word from Walmart corporate says that line-waiters will get $5 gift cards for buying the game at…
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The Oregon Trail uh, Trailer — There Will Be Dysentery
This trailer, allegedly for a movie based on everyone’s favorite edutainment game Oregon Trail, is so well done I honestly triple-checked to make sure the movie wasn’t really being filmed. Revisit all the well known gags – overloading on ammo, the banker’s uselessness and, of course, dysentery’s sweet, brown embrace – in this short shot…
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Remembering What Never Happened
What if your most treasured memories from childhood were false? A shocking new study finds that one in five people fondly recall events that never actually happened. When I was seven -years-old my family and I had a black and gray cat named George Washington. I thought George was a boy, but then one day…
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Backbreaker Gets A Makeover With Enormous Patch Due Soon
New plays, better AI, a suite of replay cameras and new “focus modes” are among features coming to the football title Backbreaker, possibly as soon as Wednesday, through one of the largest patches I’ve ever seen for a sports game. That’s the good news; the bad news is sort of that they were needed in…
By Owen Good