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The Moneysaver: Rockstar Games, Gameplay Recording, Humble Bundle 8

Read the Moneysaver and protect yourself from missing out on mayhem, like Amazon’s Mayhem sale. We’ve got the games and the deals to get you through your Wednesday. Grab cult classic Bully for under $4, and Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, one of my favorite downloadable titles of the generation, for the same…

There’s Only One Way to Play ‘Legitimate Rape’: the Pinball Machine

The Missouri goober who last year was leading a senate race against the incumbent until he decided to mouth off about his personal concept of “legitimate rape” has been immortalized by a pinball machine. In France. And in keeping with Todd Akin’s dumbfuck worldview, it’s ball out, every time. You may recall that Akin was…

Is This Nazi-Killing Video Game Hero Jewish? Maybe.

In the upcoming, ass-kicking video game Wolfenstein: The New Order, the Polish protagonist B. J. Blazkowicz encounters a gray-haired Nazi officer named Engel. Blazkowicz is undercover, posing as a Nazi underling. The officer compliments Blazkowicz on his Aryan features and then puts him to the test. She says she wants to be sure he has…

Ubisoft’s Massive Mystery. EA Back on Mac. And More Gaming Secrets…

Editor’s note: The mysterious figure known as Superannuation in an expert at digging up what’s hidden in plain view. All of what Superannuation finds is available to the public. These could very well be true gaming secrets. Read on… In his CV, a business development person at Ubisoft‘s Swedish studio Massive mentions that he is…

Tell Me More About Zombie Free Hug Girl, Dead Ahead

Dead Ahead, released last week on iTunes, is awonderful litttle endless runner-style game in which a pleasantly pixelated protagonist escapes from hordes of zombies on a motorcycle. It’s got a wonderful style, mostly solid controls, and it’s a heck of a lot of fun to play, but that’s not what’s important right now. She’s what’s…

Sonic The Hedgehog‘s “Ultimate Life Form” Doesn’t Deserve This Statue

Has First4Figures really explored both the modern and classic eras of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise so fully that all they’re left with is Shadow the gun-toting misstep? Where is Amy Rose? Where is Cream the Rabbit? Heck, I’d even take Silver. To be honest, I really like Shadow’s design, with the striking black-and-red coloring…

Sony President Trolls Everyone

For the past few days, passionate PlayStation fans have been waging a campaign to convince Sony not to restrict used games on the PS4. They’ve taken to Twitter, posting messages with the hashtag #PS4NoDRM—an acronym for Digital Rights Management, which has become the common term for technology that limits how digital products (like video games)…

Here’s what’s going on at Talk Amongst Yourselves, Kotaku’s reader-written blog: Heigham offers regrets for disposing of old console games, while keeping the consoles. And The Geek Empress compares the evolution of games’ visual sophistication with that of classical art’s. And you can always go join the voices talking about video games and life in…

Teen’s School Shooting Plan Included Call of Duty’s ‘No Russian’ Theme

The teenager accused of plotting a bombing attack on his school in Albany, Ore., wanted his car stereo to blare the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 soundtrack—specifically, the song from the infamous “No Russian” mission—as he carried out his assault, according to his handwritten plans, police there said. At 11:10 a.m. on the day…

From NES to Xbox One, How The Big Three Described Their Consoles

What do you call the box that plugs into the TV and plays games? “Game console”? Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft have been changing the terms they use for their Entertainment Systems, PlayStations, and Xboxes ever so slightly, ever so purposefully, for two decades. Have a look. Let’s start with Nintendo. Kotaku researcher extraordinaire András Neltz…

Macklemore Makes One Of Chivalry‘s Worst Weapons F***ing Awesome

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, the first-person head-chopper combat game, is not something you should take seriously. It’s especially cruel when you use the sling, such a bad weapon that it deserved its own parody. The video uses Macklemore song “Thrift Shop”, rewritten with Chivalry style lyrics by the video creator, MattShea369 Sling Shot | A Chivalry…

These are the 89 Best Buys Where You Can Play Nintendo’s E3 Games

Nintendo just released the list of more than 75 U.S. cities where Best Buy stores will be holding public, playable demonstrations of games the company will be showing off at E3. The demos will take place during four-hour blocks on two different days during the week of E3. The list of games to be shown…

Nintendo’s President Is a One-Man GIF Generator

I always get excited for Nintendo Direct—not just because of the possible announcements, but because Nintendo boss Satoru Iwata always makes some adorable or funny thing that’s totally unexpected from a company president. Even if it’s a video game company. Here’s a look back at some of these memorable appearances, which show Iwata has a…

This Company of Heroes 2 Trailer Likes to Get in Close and Personal

From somber to frentic to somber again. Company of Heroes 2, Relic’s followup to their 2006 real-time strategy game, will be released for the PC on June 25. Hopefully, actually playing it won’t be as much of an emotional rollercoaster as watching the trailer. [Thanks, DSOGaming!]

Marvel Heroes Early Access Delayed Due to “Serious Issues” [UPDATE]

Diablo-like super hero MMO Marvel Heroes is having launch troubles. Namely, the game not being ready to launch yet. Early access players found that they were unable to log in, even though it was seven days before launch day—the advertised date Ultimate Pack buyers would have been able to start playing. On their blog, the…

Adventure Games Are Much Better in Stop-Motion

Remember The Neverhood? The all-clay adventure game from 1996? Doug TenNapel, its creator, is joining forces with Pencil Test Studios to bring you Armikrog, a spiritual sequel starring a crash-landed alien and his talking dog. They’re raising $900,000 through Kickstarter. Good luck to them!

Make This Incredibly Realistic LEGO Gun

You are looking at a replica 92FS built entirely of LEGO. Impressive, right? Well, you too can put together your own. Here’s how. This how to is from Jeff Boen’s The BrickGun Book, which is a building guide for life-sized LEGO handguns, including the 1911, the BG22 with Magazine, the Desert Eagle, the MAC-11, and…

Get So Close To An Xbox One You’ll Think You Can Touch It

Seeing as precious few people on Earth have actually been up-close with an Xbox One in the flesh, why don’t you check out this 3D model of the console, which you can explore right here. You can rotate, pan and zoom to your heart’s content, getting close to all the lines, ridges and ports there…

The Closest You’ll Ever Come To Seeing A Real Pokemon Museum

Artist RJ Palmer has taken his “realistic” series of Pokemon illustrations and put them all on the one image, which is available as a poster. I am so in love with the “human silhouette for scale” bit it’s not funny. You knew you were onto a good thing as a kid when a dinosaur book…

How To Build A Healthier PC Gaming Table For Under $200

You love your PC. It’s a place you can work at, but more importantly, it’s a place you can game at. The thing is, if you’re using a traditional desk-and-chair setup, the more you game on the PC, the bigger the problem you’re creating for yourself. I don’t want to sound like your mother here,…