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I Want To Play Video Games, Not Grind Through ‘Content’

Earlier this week, Techland announced that its new zombie-killing adventure Dying Light will have “50+ hours of gameplay.” Some might considering this good news. I don’t—at least at face value. Why? Because 50 hours is a long fucking time to spend in any video game, and I don’t trust Techland enough as a developer to…

Disney Kills Star Wars Game Without Telling Creator

Tiny Death Star‘s creator is not having a good day. A cursory look at the iOS App Store and Google Play reveals that Disney has fired its Mickey-Mouse-shaped Death Star at two relatively short-lived Star Wars games: Tiny Death Star and Star Wars Assault Team. The latter was a basic albeit solid card battler, but…

The man who wrote and directed Call of Duty: Black Ops argues that the U.S. government should put soldiers in schools to protect them. David Anthony—who is now a fellow at political think tank The Atlantic Council—made his remarks during a talk titled “The Future of Unknown Conflict,” where he also described marketing as a…

The PS4’s Newest JRPG Is Straight Outta Sega Genesis, Warts And All

Four years ago, a turn-based RPG called Pier Solar made headlines thanks to an unusual gimmick: it was developed and released exclusively for the Sega Genesis, a system that had been obsolete for two decades. Since the game couldn’t be played on any other console, and most people have thrown away or shelved their old…

A Twin-Stick-Shooter That’s One of the Toughest Games for the iPad

The sometimes-justified rap on mobile games is that they’re too casual, too easy. Too oriented to delivering distraction, instead of challenging design. Inferno 2 is not one of those games. Inferno 2 is the latest release from Radiangames, a one-man indie studio who’s been making agile, small-scale games since the days of Xbox Live Indie…

Lords of the Fallen Collector’s Edition, 24 Complete, PC Parts [Deals]

Lords of the Fallen is just around the corner, but you can still lock up your copy of the Collector’s Edition, no charge until shipping. [Lords of the Fallen CE] If you’ve never gotten around to checking out the Song of Ice and Fire Books, the first one is just 5 bucks today on Kindle.…

The Struggle To Solve A Video Game Murder

An unsolved video game murder is just a terrible thing. Using everything I’ve ever learnt from years of watching CSI, I took on Sherlock Holmes: Crimes & Punishments. There was no way Sherlock Holmes, a fictional man of the past could conceivably outsmart me. But would I be able to outsmart crime itself? Sherlock Holmes:…

Shadow Of Mordor Looks Incredible On Maxed-Out PC Settings

Shadow of Mordor is already a pretty game, but adding the HD texture pack and playing it on “Ultra” settings really takes it to the next level. Digital Foundry recently did a comparison that shows how brightly the game shines on a maxed-out PC. Only thing is: getting there will cost you an arm and…

15-Year-Old Kid Spends 37,000 Euros on Gold in Free-to-Play Game

That’s $46,381.90, according to today’s conversion rates. More than some people make in a year! Horror stories about how much money people have spent on stuff you can buy in games have been around as long as there has been microtransactions and in-app purchases. But one teenager in Belgium went absolutely crazy with the amount…

Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku‘s reader-run community: Barakamon: The Ani-TAY Review • 7 Strangest Japanese Titles of American-Released Games • Glasslip Ani-TAY Review and Discussion TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them here.

Someone’s Trying to Rebuild One of The World’s Oldest MMOs

I’ve never even heard of LucasFilm’s Habitat, a Commodore 64 virtual world. It was practically an MMO before they’d been invented, letting thousands of players inhabit and govern a digital world. Now, someone’s trying to bring it back. This post originally appeared on Kotaku UK While various online games existed in the 70s and this…

Renting an Apartment Is Just Like Steam Early Access

Buying into Steam Early Access with certain games and renting an apartment can both be like lottery, and we can end up with a really painful experience if we’re not paying attention. Dorkly’s new comic compares the two and sums up all the struggle. Click here for more Dorkly comics How a New Apartment is…

Entries are open for Planet Minecraft’s next big contest, “Industrial Revolution.” Like last time, the task is to build something magnificent on Planet’s Minecraft’s map (shown in the trailer above). The contest runs the whole month, so expect a lot of cool Minecraft machines and factories to pop up during that time.

Not All Destiny’s Voice Acting is Terrible

Destiny is the Manchester City of video games: no one can talk about it without at some stage mentioning all the money that’s been thrown at its development over the past few years. That’s not about to change now or any time soon, because it’s interesting to examine how it’s been spent. This post originally…

23 Video Game Locations, Re-Imagined in Glorious HD

Provided, some of the games showcased here already are (or in the case of, for example, Skyrim, can be) in glorious HD. Still, it’s a new perspective on something old and familiar, and that’s always welcome This isn’t the first Video Game Locations video—we’ve seenthe first one last year, from the same guy, Tim Hijlkema.…

Number of People That Lined Up for Smash Bros. 3DS At Nintendo World

There were some reports on NeoGafand other places that suggested that eager Smash Bros. customers in formed a line “at least three blocks long” at the Nintendo World store last night. Three blocks sounds like a lot, but it’s actually not as big a line as you suspect. People, on average are just a smidge…

I Can’t Stop Watching Dudes Try To Play Mario On A Roller Coaster

Seriously, try to look away. I usually hate gimmicky stuff like this, but there is something uniquely, intriguingly cringe-worthy about Giant Bomb‘s pioneering work in the field of video game aeronautics. Which is to say, Jeff Gerstmann and Dan Ryckert decided to see who could get further in Super Mario 3 (via the 3DS Virtual…

If All The Apocalypses Happened At Once

Then you’d get Human Resources, an absolutely excellent-looking strategy game from the makers of the very good Planetary Annihilation. Oh, and the kicker? Humans are literally a resource. As in, you harvest them. In short, whoa. The concept is super nutty, too—drawing on Command & Conquer‘s lovable camp and the massive scale of games like…

Want A Destiny Halloween Costume? Here You Go

Yeah, it’s a DIY thing, but it doesn’t actually seem all that hard. As a costuming idiot, this pleases me. Over on HalloweenCostumes.com there’s a guide to assembling a quick makeshift Destiny costume that… actually looks pretty good. If you follow the guide, you’ll come out with some snazzy Awoken Hunter digs. So then, what’ll…

Shadow of Mordor Player Clears Out Sauron’s High Command In One Go

Over twenty orcs, annihilated in one go. Holy shit. This is the nemesis board, after all is said and done: Granted, Schreckstoff had already killed some warchiefs prior to the clip above—the massacre is mostly bodyguards and captains. Still, given the amount of planning this had to take, it’s impressive to see happen—and indicative of…