Toilet Cat, Quit Hogging The Toilet

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Hello! This week we cut up some giant ships, complain about the long load times in Destiny 2, find a dead body in Animal Crossing, dream about Skate 4, fall in love with a weird Fortnite skin and meet the wonderful Toilet Cat.

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Kotaku Weekend Editor | Zack Zwiezen is a writer living in Kansas. He has written for GameCritics, USgamer, Kill Screen & Entertainment Fuse.

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girlusocrzy
girlusocrzy

Ugh, and then when you pet it you get all that toilet condensation on your hands.

Oh toilet cat!!! Y u do that!!!

The worst thing is when you pet an animal and you start wondering why is my hand wet? It could be anything! Where did that come from? Is there more? Do I now have to clean a mess that you tracked all over the floor with your shiny paw prints all over the place...

Damn you toilet cat!