This is What the Saints Row Dildo Bat Looks Like in Japan

Well, it's a bat, basically. The "Penetrator," the notorious four-foot long dickbat in Saints Row: The Third, runs afoul of Japanese laws prohibiting the display of genitalia, so Volition just turned the thing into a garden-variety aluminum baseball bat. Why not a four-foot long tentacle bat?

Still no word on the whereabouts of the missing real-world dildo bats THQ sent to the Netherlands and France as promotional swag.

(Image via Game Informer)

Saints Row Penetrator Altered in Japan [Game Informer]

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