Well, it’s a bat, basically. The “Penetrator,” the notorious four-foot long dickbat in Saints Row: The Third, runs afoul of Japanese laws prohibiting the display of genitalia, so Volition just turned the thing into a garden-variety aluminum baseball bat. Why not a four-foot long tentacle bat?
Still no word on the whereabouts of the missing real-world dildo bats THQ sent to the Netherlands and France as promotional swag.
https://kotaku.com/thq-maintains-it-knows-exactly-where-all-its-dildos-are-5858682
(Image via Game Informer)
Saints Row Penetrator Altered in Japan [Game Informer]
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