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Goodbye Cookies | Today was to be my last as a Kotaku intern. I brought cookies...but only three of us were here to eat them. (Photo by Drew Cohen)

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The New, Better Beast Mode is Gears of War 3's No-Longer-Secret Weapon

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Much has changed in the year since Epic Games last showed Beast Mode, the play-as-the-bad-guys part of this September's Gears of War 3. Much has changed for the better, I learned, when I played the new Beast Mode yesterday. More »


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Our Weird Video Game Summer Has a No-Strike Madden, a Kooky Catherine, Gears of War 3 and Much More

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Grudge Match: Duke Nukem 3D Versus Duke Nukem Forever

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There's been alot of talk lately about the content of Duke Nukem Forever in comparison to Duke Nukem 3D and if it's really all that different... or worse. The previous game was notorious for its adult content but gained just as much recognition for being a fun, well-designed shooter with interactive environments. Last week's Forever - not so much. More »


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Star Wars Galaxies Is Dead, Long Live The Old Republic

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Star Wars Galaxies, the original massively-multiplayer online role-playing game based on George Lucas' universe, will go offline later this year after more than eight years of service, Sony Online Entertainment and LucasArts announced today. More »


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We're Talking About Acts 1 and 2 of Shadows of the Damned Right Here

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Ok everybody, it's finally time. Lets talk about Shadows of the Damned. Today we're going discuss acts One and Two (Sorry about the short notice on that.) Anyways, we're all here now. I'm just going to throw out a few questions, which will hopefully serve as a jumping off point for you if you didn't have an idea you were burning to put out there. If you do have something else to talk about, please feel free to completely ignore these. More »


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American Faces Minimum 1 Year in Prison for Bringing Manga to Canada On His Laptop

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Well, the PSN Still Isn't Online In Japan

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Enjoying the PlayStation Network and the Qriocity service? Japan...isn't. The Japanese PSN is still down, which is pretty shitty if you have a PS3 and use the Japanese PSN. If not, well. More »


Well, folks, it's been an interesting ride. I was a Talk Amongst Yourselves custodian. I predicted the coming of the Wii U. (No really, I did.) I was wined and dined at E3, and came the closest I ever will in my life to a woman in a thong. (She was a washing a car in honor of Saint's Row: The Third, and I was prodigously uncomfortable.) But all things must end, and so concludes my Kotaku internship. And to all of you I say: "So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night." – Drew Cohen

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JesusChrist

If I could be an intern, they'd have to make a wacky sitcom to go along with it. Something along the lines of Intern Messiah

I can already see it.....

*bunch of people in Gawker tower working*

*All of a sudden Crecente walks in*

Crecente: Honey! I'm home!

*audience cheering*

Luke: Hey Brian! How was the trip to work?

Crecente: It was ok. More importantly, where are those new interns? I have jobs for them.

Owen: They're all in the back. Except for that Jesus Christ fellow. Haven't seen him all morning!

*Jesus walks in, audience cheering*

Crecente: Well if it isn't Mr. Christ. So nice of you to join us on your first day at the office. What possible excuse could you have for being late?

Jesus: ...... I was curing the blind!

*Audience Laughter*

Luke: Oh Jesus! For you to be on time, we'd need a miracle!

Jesus: *looks at camera* I CAN ARRANGE THAT!

Fox interrupts this program to let you know that the show Intern Messiah has been cancelled due to horrible cheesiness. Fox would like to say that cancelling shows is not a normal occurrence but it had to be done. Stay tuned for our following brand new programs: Firefly, Arrested Development, Greg the Bunny, Futurama and Family Guy.