Don't give me that look. You know you watched Family Matters - more than once - on the wasted Friday nights of your youth.
Not a lot to say tonight. I've spent most of today inside chained to this monitor preparing for the weekend so - sorry! No witty anecdotes about real life because I didn't experience any today. Instead, enjoy these headlines and gab about whatever comes to mind.
- Some people are really excited for the reboot of a pencil discontinued 12 years ago.
- Someone tried to smuggle a live tiger cub on a flight inside a bag full of plush toys. At least she didn't try to stuff it up her ass.
- Do you consider it civilized to sit on a flush toilet when you take a dump? Well, some charlatan's marketing a $150 device under the idea that squatting over a hole in the ground like a goddamn caveman is the more correct way.
- The merger of United and Continental was approved. The whole airline industry is little better than Amtrak of the Sky, why not just consolidate everything that's left?