Don’t give me that look. You know you watched Family Matters – more than once – on the wasted Friday nights of your youth.
Not a lot to say tonight. I’ve spent most of today inside chained to this monitor preparing for the weekend so – sorry! No witty anecdotes about real life because I didn’t experience any today. Instead, enjoy these headlines and gab about whatever comes to mind.
Some people are really excited for the reboot of a pencil discontinued 12 years ago
Someone tried to smuggle a live tiger cub on a flight inside a bag full of plush toys. At least she didn’t try to stuff it up her ass.
Do you consider it civilized to sit on a flush toilet when you take a dump? Well, some charlatan’s marketing a $150 device under the idea that squatting over a hole in the ground like a goddamn caveman is the more correct way.
The merger of United and Continental was approved. The whole airline industry is little better than Amtrak of the Sky, why not just consolidate everything that’s left?
