For some reason, this screenshot makes me imagine Zeratul saying: “You call that a knife? This is a knife!” That…

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You know, I might actually play Dota 2 if it became a third-person shooter.
Messing with Steam’s code, no matter how harmless the intentions, is something Valve obviously takes pretty seriously

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