Holiday retail season is officially upon us, and the deals aren't offered only on the Friday after Thanksgiving. We…
What is going to happen? Something wonderful. I'm afraid. Don't be. We'll be together. Where will we be? Where I am…
No snappy puns this time, just a classic, straight up parody of an action movie directed by my good pal Lon Lopez,…
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't preorder Star Wars: STFU II with a…
You're thinking, "did he fire six shots or five?" Being this is a dented Logitech box, the most powerful discount in…
There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our…
Today is Binary Day, being that it's 10/10/10 - and that goes for both here and Europe. And to continue its 10-month…
Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to pay less than MSRP. If they cannot, it is their duty to…
You don't want the truth because deep down, you want me on those deals, you need me on those deals. We use words…
Tuesday I was turning onto the Delta Highway up here and some shitbag in a Dodge Charger wouldn't let me merge. I…
The White House wants to know, is everything OK with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead…
Son, your ego is writing coupons your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section…
Just wanted to remind y'all who said it first. Now I'm giving you a choice. Either click on these coupons or start…
Now, I know you think you're the A-number one hotshot, but here's the juice: If I take you out, ten more coupons…
Dtay tola! Dee Jabba wanga. Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie. Yo mahta chee toya pon Coupons. Jabba no toosa…
You're ghostin' us. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our coupons one more time, I'll bleed…
He's the hero Logitech deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it.…
If there's as much savings here as I think there is, it'll be harder to reach but once we find it, we can take it…
You wanna know how you do it? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one…
You spot a man's tell, you don't say a fuckin' word. I finally spotted KGB's. And usually I'd've let him go on…