Tuesday's North American release of Disney Infinity 2.0 is all about Marvel Comics' finest, but the intro movie is totally Disney.
Just when you think you know where this webcomic about Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy getting drunk on a boys' night is going, it gets deep. And it stirs up feelings about the Walt Disney icon you've probably never had.
A pair of Angry Birds are, wait for it, angry. Garfield and Donald Duck are rightly pissed, too. And don't get the Chinese God of Wealth started. He's livid.
While they may be slightly more two-dimensional than traditional entertainment talent, the message of these iconic avian and porcine personalities is no less important: Stop this senseless Angry Birds war.