Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there.
ā¢Top 10 Mustaches in Video Games [Gaming Bolt] C’mon guys. *points at own mustache* *points at Crecente’s* Although while Revolver Ocelot is a solid choice, I’m curious why he represents Metal Gear Solid and not Old Snake’s pushbroom. Longevity, I suppose.
http://kotaku.com/5312466/owen-good-bio
ā¢Top 10 Bald-Headed Guys in Gaming [Megabits of Gaming] JESUS CHRIST. *points at own head* What the hell does it take for me to make one of these lists? I should own this category. Ishii from Bulletstorm damn for sure doesn’t belong on it. He couldn’t get his fat robot ass out of the way the entire game.
ā¢Top Five Drinking Games [GamePro] Gee. Here’s yet another topic I own After GTA IV, I enjoyed playing Fallout 3 lit up. VATS takes so much of the cockeyed guesswork out of lining up a headshot when you’re hammered.
https://kotaku.com/grand-theft-auto-dui-5011147
ā¢The Top 10 Most Inconic 8-Bit Characters [Joystick Division] Oh, man. Asshole Dog is only No. 4?
ā¢The 10 Greatest, Fattest Americans in Video Games [Ranker] *looks down at gut* *looks up* *points at King Hippo* Good call, guys, totally agree.