Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What's better? A list of those. Here's a roundup of the rundowns out there.
•Top 10 Mustaches in Video Games [Gaming Bolt] C'mon guys. *points at own mustache* *points at Crecente's* Although while Revolver Ocelot is a solid choice, I'm curious why he represents Metal Gear Solid and not Old Snake's pushbroom. Longevity, I suppose.
•Top 10 Bald-Headed Guys in Gaming [Megabits of Gaming] JESUS CHRIST. *points at own head* What the hell does it take for me to make one of these lists? I should own this category. Ishii from Bulletstorm damn for sure doesn't belong on it. He couldn't get his fat robot ass out of the way the entire game.
•Top Five Drinking Games [GamePro] Gee. Here's yet another topic I own. After GTA IV, I enjoyed playing Fallout 3 lit up. VATS takes so much of the cockeyed guesswork out of lining up a headshot when you're hammered.
•The Top 10 Most Inconic 8-Bit Characters [Joystick Division] Oh, man. Asshole Dog is only No. 4?
•The 10 Greatest, Fattest Americans in Video Games [Ranker] *looks down at gut* *looks up* *points at King Hippo* Good call, guys, totally agree.