Or make a casserole look like a pork chop. Reddit user tortus says he painted this after his girlfriend drug him to a pottery-painting class when he wanted to be playing Team Fortress 2.
For those who want to say so, yes it is a slow news day. Feel free to point that out in the comments without fear of reprisal - just this once.
What to Do When You are Painting Pottery with Your Girlfriend and Not Playing TF2 [imgur]