QWOP's staggering, shambling sprinters have entertained and infuriated us in a flash game for two years. How can we make this game even more frustratingly difficult? Why, let's use the iPhone's multitouch and accelerometer controls in concert!

QWOP's now out on the iPhone (it went up on Monday). If you don't know what the joke is here, check out our stories on it. If you want a laugh, go to the App Store and read the customer reviews sorted by "most critical." It's 99 cents until the end of 2010. Four stars. Joe Bob says check it out.