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    QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
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    Image of InertGlasses InertGlasses
    11/12/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    20 minutes of laughing. Straight 20 minutes. I thought my temple veins were gonna burst.
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    Image of Eltigro Eltigro
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    First time I ever actually laughed about a flash game.
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    Image of RtFusion RtFusion
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    2.6 meters so far. This is the most hilarious flash game I have seen posted here.


    I guess knee skidding is the most popular method here so far. xD

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    Image of Netnavi Netnavi
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    HAHA This is hilarious! It's like watching the two crooks from Home Alone slip and fall backwards.


    Hilarious

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    Image of Chesu Chesu
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    The most death-free way I found to move is to first do the splits, then alternate between O and W to creep forward, pressing P when the leading leg starts to get vertical.


    So, do the splits, then OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.

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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    I can't play this as tears are running down my cheeks right now - this is so goddamned hilarious! I ended up running backwards my first try and since then, I'm dragging around on my knees. This is awesome!
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    Image of Miksho Miksho
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    Okay, I can't break 2 metres, so I'm not sure...


    ..but is that "Chariots of Fire" that I hear? If so, bravo. Also, points for the thinly veiled Special Olympics jokes.

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    Image of dowingba dowingba
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    This is, in actuality, the most complex control scheme ever conceived.
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    One day... that might be a proof of concept for something.

    So... Q and W move your right hip joint forward and back, and O and P bend either of your knees, but they don't unbend... Sorry. That's not enough to do anything.


    But hey... I did manage to get -2.6M once!

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    Image of journies_end journies_end
    11/11/08

    In reply to QWOP: Why Rag Dolls Will Never Take Home The Gold
    The furthest I made it was 32.2 meters (slooooooly shimmying on my knees). The Help menu says you can pull off life-like running... is there, like a FAQ for this somewhere?
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    Image of Tiger-Fever Tiger-Fever
    11/11/08

    @journies_end: Impressive! I got bored around the 14 meter mark and just gave up.
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    Image of AntiheroKing AntiheroKing
    11/11/08

    @Tiger-Fever: You're all monsters!! Haha, I could only ever get 3.2 meters. I'm friggin' terrible at this.
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