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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete in 15 Minutes
The Blu-ray exclusive Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete can be summed up in about one sentence: 26 extra minutes and it still doesn’t make any sense. However, because you’re paying for this Blu-rayjust to get an extended sneak peek at Final Fantasy XIII and because I sat through the film twice to try and…
By AJ Glasser Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Some Puzzling Soap
As seen on Geeky Gadgets. [Thanks Roland]
By Brian Crecente Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Halo Remote-Control Vehicles Hopefully Won’t Explode So Easily
NKOK will be releasing later in the year a series of three remote-controlled vehicles based on those found in Bungie’s Halo 3. One is a Mongoose, one is a Warthog, and the last…a Hornet. Yes, the nimble little UNSC flier is the most expensive of the three (at $39), and also seemingly the most popular,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Left 4 Dead’s Francis Hates Whatever You Hate
Zombie apocalypse survivor Francis hates everything—vans, woods, boomers, kittens, sunshine. Now, in yet another Twitter/Left 4 Dead mash up, he can hate whatever you and the tweeting public hate. I Hate Vans taps into the hatred of the tedium, turning Left 4 Dead‘s tattooed sourpuss into an internet hating machine. You hate Mondays? Francis hates…
By Michael McWhertor Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Play Internet Guessing Games With Capcom
Hey! It’s more drip fed PR. This time, it’s Capcom’s turn to tease and tantalize its E3 new game announcement with the help of Twitter. Let’s look at the clues, via website Cubed3: Capcom fact # 1: It’s NOT Devil May Cry 5 Capcom fact # 2: It’s an action game Capcom fact # 3:…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Robots We Love: The Fruit Fucker 2000
Continuing our tribute to the most beloved robots in video gaming, we present to you Penny Arcade‘s own feed reaming, pulp ejecting produce fiend, the Fruit Fucker 2000. The Fruit Fucker 2000 first appeared as a punch line to a Penny Arcade comic about Blizzard trademarking hell, but he soon took on a life of…
By Mike Fahey Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Grim Fandango Shoes Make Purple Sneakers Possible
Purple sneakers? Hah. Nothankyou. Oh! Unless they’re custom purple Cons covered in Grim Fandango artwork. Now that, that we can consider. Reader Tonks – who also made those Noby Noby and Phoenix Wright kicks – sends us his latest work, showing that his love, like ours, is as strong as ever for Tim Schafer’s wonderful…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Both Gears Of War Games Bundled With 360 Hardware
Xbox Australia have just revealed this new Xbox 360 hardware bundle, which will include an Xbox 360 Pro along with a copy of both Gears of War and Gears of War 2. It’ll go on sale down under on June 4, and will retail for AUD$449 (USD$350). There’s no word on whether this will be…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
E3 Round Table: Sony’s Big Plans
Over the past few week’s worth of Bonus Rounds, GameTrailers’ Geoff Keighley, Game Informer’s Andy McNamara, N’Gai Croal’s N’Gai Croal and Kotaku’s me sat down to talk third-party developers and Microsoft’s E3 plans. This week: Sony’s E3 plans. Bonus Round: Part Three
By Brian Crecente Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Man Vs. Dog: Personal Trainer: Walking Grudge Match
Personal Trainer: Walking may be built for humans, but the game also supports tracking your dog’s movements as well. The game comes with two digital pedometers, and it suggests clipping one on to your dog’s collar to monitor its walking habits. Of course, I had to turn that into a challenge. Last week I measured…
By Brian Crecente Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Kotaku Robot Wars: The Beginning
Kotaku’s newfound obsession with robots hs drawn mechanical video game characters from throughout time and space to do battle in the Robot Wars – and only you can decide who lives and who dies! The interspatial beacon high atop Kotaku tower has harnessed the power of our latest obsession, forging a temporal reality scoop that…
By Mike Fahey Published May 25, 2009 - Reviews
inFamous Review: It’s Electric
InFamous is supposed to be super-hero gaming done right. It’s also the PlayStation 3 debut of one of the PlayStation 2’s most ambitious development studios. Nothing could go wrong, right? A PlayStation 3 exclusive from development studio Sucker Punch, InFamous charges that something besides the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound or…
By Stephen Totilo Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
If They Made A Wii R.O.B.
Power Glove —> Wii Remote…. Power Pad —> Balance Board… NES Zapper —> Wii Zapper… R.O.B. —> ??? We are in a robot mood this week at Kotaku, the kind of mood that can make us miss the robots of yesteryear. Robots like R.O.B., the robot so cool that he could play the Nintendo Entertainment System…
By Stephen Totilo Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Augmented Reality Camera Game Coming to DSi
Swedish-developed Ghostwire will let you use the DSi’s camera to hunt ghosts in the real world through augmented-reality gaming, developer A Different Game announced today. In the adventure title, gamers will use the DSi as a portal to the astral plane to find and collect ghosts that exist all around them. The game will also…
By Brian Crecente Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Today Is Memorial Day, This Week Is Robot Week!
To: Crecente From: Bashcraft Hope every one in the States is having a good Memorial Day weekend. This week here at Kotaku Tower is a very special week — ROBOT WEEK. Robots are great. We love robots. I love robots. I named one of my family members after a robot. That’s not a joke. That’s…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Resident Evil 5 Sales Figures Get
Speaking at the Reuters Global Technology Summit in Tokyo last week, Capcom CFO Kazuhiko Abe has revealed that Resident Evil 5 has sold just shy of 5 million copies worldwide since launch. Abe says that 4.4 million copies were sold worldwide in March, the month of the game’s release, while a further 500,000+ (Abe says…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Let’s Talk Big Daddy Prototype
We’ve already gotten the first third-person look at BioShock 2 Big Daddy — in the sequel players get to be this “new” Big Daddy. New to us, but not the in-game world. “The player doesn’t just play any Big Daddy, he plays a prototype Big Daddy — the very first one that was successfully created,”…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
Noby Noby Boy Sets Foot On Mars
The nay-sayers were wrong. Noby Noby Boy‘s Noby Noby GIRL has over the weekend defied all the odds and, stretching her supple frame across the cosmos, touched down on Mars. With player numbers dropping only a month ago, it seemed as though this feat would never be accomplished. And really, it shouldn’t have been. Not…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 25, 2009 - Uncategorized
You Cannot Stop Mai Shiranui Figurines
Another day, another Mai Shiranui figure. Make that, another two — this one has a limited edition color variation. Released this month, figure company Volks released this 180mm-tall Mai Shiranui Queen’s Gate version — yours for ¥8,000 (US$84.60). The blue version is the standard release, and the red version is limited edition. The King of…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 25, 2009
