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Capcom: Japan Has No Hope In Hell Unless…
When Osaka-based Capcom isn’t making popular video games, it is doing something else entirely: ragging on the Japanese game industry. Last September at the Tokyo Game Show, Capcom exec and Mega-Man designer Keiji Inafune declared the country’s game industry “finished”. Now it’s Lost Planet 2 producer Jun Takeuchi’s turn. “If the Japanese games industry doesn’t…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 -
UncategorizedStarcraft, If It Had Been Made In 1984
Don’t get bummed out, Starcraft fans! We’re not going to let the morning pass without some good news. Well, not news. It’s more a clip, of what Starcraft would look like on the Nintendo Entertainment System. Smartly, the isometric viewpoint has been dropped in favour of the NES’ speciality, side-scrolling, which though messy in parts,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Project Natal Is…White? [UPDATE]
Released last year, this is the official concept promotional image of Microsoft’s upcoming motion control system Project Natal. It is black. Update: Microsoft comments, clarifies nothing. “Project Natal” is the code name for Microsoft’s controller-free motion controls that, as the promotional clip states, makes the players the controller. But even when the device was on…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
A Mech For The Sega Arcade Fan Who Has Everything
Border Break is the latest in a long line of Sega arcade games featuring mechs beating the crap out of each other. Here’s an action figure base don one of them, so you can bring the battle to your desktop/bathtub. This is the Shrike Type I, by Kotobukiya. Scheduled for release in Japan in July,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
This Nier DLC Costume Is Not Subtle
Along with a younger version of the protagonist, role-playing game Nier (read our review!) is getting new downloadable outfits. One of which sure is saucy! Kotaku already posted this costume’s concept art. However, concept art doesn’t show how something looks in-game on character Kainé. It only shows the concept And in concept this, probably shouldn’t…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Are These The Ten Hardest Games?
“Hard” in gaming is relative. What I might think is easy, you might think is not. What you might consider a piece of cake, I may find impossible. Website shortlist.com has compiled a list of the “Top 10 Hardest Games”. Agree, disagree, but first, read the list: 10. Jet Set Willy (1984, Software Projects /…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Nintendo 3DS Going Widescreen?
An FCC filing submitted by Nintendo and Mitsumi, an electronics manufacturer, seems to be for the new Nintendo 3DS handheld. There’s not much to it, but what there is should give hope to fans of widescreen gaming on the go. That pic above there is most likely a testbed for the Nintendo 3DS. Since the…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
What Are You Looking For In A Video Game?
We can all agree that video games are a form of entertainment, but just what about them entertains you? What are you looking for, or getting out of them, when you sit down with a controller in hand? I bring this up because over the weekend I was talking with a friend about Modern Warfare…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Nintendo Stresses “Glasses-Free” Aspect of Nintendo 3DS
While Nintendo possibly isn’t showing the Nintendo 3DS until the E3 gaming expo in Los Angeles, today in Tokyo, Nintendo provided vague hints about what is to come. Several insiders tell Kotaku that Nintendo Chief Financial Officer Yoshihiro Mori played things close to his vest, unwilling to divulge too much about the upcoming Nintendo 3DS.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
First Look At Arkham Asylum’s Action Figures [Update]
The first images of the recently-revealed Batman: Arkham Asylum action figures have dropped from a gargoyle and landed online, and if they’re one thing, they’re faithful to the source material. And if they’re two things, they’re faithful to the source material and a poor quality black & white photo. Sorry! But that’s what you get…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
A Mario Ending You *Might* Not Have Seen
It’s 2010. Hopefully by now you have beaten 1985’s Super Mario Bros. If not, please get off my lawn and go away. If you have, continue onward to spoilers! In 1986, a special, limited-edition version of Super Mario Bros. was given away by Japanese radio program All Night Nippon. The game is a hybrid of…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Korea’s Starcraft Scandal Worsens
The scandal enveloping Korea’s professional Starcraft scene appears to be worse than first believed, with eleven gamers under investigation amid allegations that gambling organisations have been running a “training institute” to lure players into illegal match-fixing. As we reported last month, an investigation has uncovered widespread corruption in the upper echelons of Korea’s pro gaming…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
A Short History Of Daisy Dukes
The female trainer for the totally new forthcoming Pokémon: Black & White is wearing, as website Tiny Cartridge points out, Daisy Dukes. But what are Daisy Dukes? Jean shorts, a shorter and literally cooler version of blue jeans, were worn in the 1950s and 1960s as cut-offs. And it was in the late 1960s and…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
These Golden Books Are Not For Children
Most, if not all of you, will at some stage of your life been read to from a Golden Book. They’re a childhood staple. But what if there were Golden Books that, uh, weren’t exactly suitable for the little ones? They’d look like these! Josh Cooley, an artist at Pixar, has been whipping these up…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
Taking Issue With The Ten Most Important Video Game List
In 1998, Stanford University’s Henry Lowood began preserving video games and video game artifacts. Lowood, along with a four member committee, has announced a game canon, for the Library of Congress. Japan begs to differ. According to the New York Times, the canon is: Spacewar! (1962), Star Raiders (1979), Zork (1980), Tetris (1985), SimCity (1989),…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 17, 2010 - Uncategorized
M to the TV
To: Totilo From: Crecente Tristan and I were walking through a park this weekend talking about stuff when we somehow came to the topic of music videos. “What are those,” he asked. What! I tried to explain it to him, baffled that something that shaped my high school years had somehow gone unnoticed by my…
By Brian Crecente Published May 16, 2010 - Uncategorized
Swedish Retailers Spill Project Natal Price, And It’s Expensive?
At least three Swedish retailers are listing a price for upcoming Xbox 360 motion controller Project Natal, and it’s not good. While UK sources were telling MCV that the motion controller would run $80, perhaps less, the three Swedish retail sites are all listing the device for 1,499 SEK, which works out to just under…
By Brian Crecente Published May 16, 2010 - Uncategorized
I Kept Playing — A Happy Ending
In October I told the story of the EverQuest addiction that nearly a decade ago cost me my job, my health, and the woman I loved. Last weekend I asked that woman to marry me. Emily first came into my life during a very turbulent time. My world had completely changed in the span of…
By Mike Fahey Published May 16, 2010 - Uncategorized
The Marshal Of Mushroom County
As seen on Threadless
By Luke Plunkett Published May 16, 2010 - Uncategorized
Hostesses? Ha! Hosts!
In Japan, hostesses are dolled up girls that work in bars, pour men’s drinks and light their cigarettes. Hosts? Hosts are dolled up dolls that…work in bars, pour women’s drinks and light their cigarettes. Host bars are popular with all sorts of regular women (business women, housewives, college students, etc), but as documentary The Great…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 16, 2010