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  The Nintendo Download: Who Wants Some Pie?

  Who doesn’t love pie? Wholesome, delicious goodness, wrapped in a buttery, flaky crust. This week’s Nintendo Doesn’t contain pie, but if it did, it would taste like Aero the Acrobat and Hamsterz. Yum! I’m sorry about tempting you folks with pie. I had to do something to make this week a little more interesting, but…

  By Mike Fahey Published July 26, 2010
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  The Good 3D, The Bad And The Nauseating

  I have finally played PlayStation 3 games in 3D. Three of them. I was impressed; I felt ill. More of the former. Some of the latter. My big 3D chance occurred last week at a showcase event for most of the big games coming to the PlayStation 3 and PSP this holiday season. Imagine a…

  By Stephen Totilo Published July 26, 2010
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  Massage Ladies With Your Wii In August

  Come August 9, North American Wii owners can no longer complain that their console lacks a game that involves rubbing a topless woman’s back, when Microforum Ltd.’s Enjoy Your Massage finally hits WiiWare. We’ve written about the Enjoy Your Massage massage simulator before, but now we get a chance to see it in action. You…

  By Mike Fahey Published July 26, 2010
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  Thank Video Games For The Next Great Batman

  Comic book mastermind Grant Morrison, says his new comic, Batman Inc, is “an attempt to do a comic influenced by the storytelling structures, images, senses of scale, movement and perspective and so on that I’ve absorbed from games.” Morrison knows what he’s doing and elaborates splendidly at IGN. [SDCC 10: The Corporate Batman, art from…

  By Stephen Totilo Published July 26, 2010
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  Talk Amongst Yourselves

  Talk about what? Talk about video games. Here. Want to know more about commenting on Kotaku? Read our FAQ

  By Stephen Totilo Published July 26, 2010
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  This Game Is Suitable For Framing

  Platformance: Castle Pain is a $1 game that was just released on the Xbox 360’s Indie Games channel. Jump through the castle, die a lot — as I did — and keep reviving at the nearest candle. Beware the ghost.

  By Stephen Totilo Published July 26, 2010
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  Sloppy Joes, So Sloppy, So Joey

  To: Totilo From: Bashcraft As I enter week two of Mrs. Bashcraft and Mini-Bash being in America and me being here in Osaka with Micro-Bash, I find myself making more and more “American” food. This afternoon, I made sloppy joes. Yesterday, it was peanut butter and jelly sammiches. Last week, we had Kraft mac and…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  It’s Dangerous To Look At This Alone!

  As seen at Wonder Festival by Akiba Blog

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Who Is Buying StarCraft II?

  Today is July 26. But tomorrow is July 27. You know what July 27 is, don’t you? July 27 is when real-time strategy game StarCraft II: Wings of Libert hits retail. And those who have already purchased the game digitally will be able access the title. So for tomorrow, quick show of hands, who is…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Night Of The Living Mushroom Kingdom

  He feasts on the flesh of the living (mushrooms). By mrksaari, via Game Informer

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  Starcraft II Singleplayer, The Idiot’s Guide (By Blizzard)

  Maybe it was because of the beta, maybe it’s because of Korea, but with Starcraft II due out this week the game’s singleplayer campaign still isn’t getting much love. I’m not one for madly clicking or remembering build routines; my Starcraft experience is a singleplayer one, so it’s nice seeing a long, informative clip taking…

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  Would You Like A US$500 Bayonetta Statue?

  Because it exists. And if you’ve got money, then you could buy it. I guess. Spotted at the Wonder Festival figure expo in Chiba, Japan by Kotaku Japan, this Bayonetta statue is priced at ¥46,000, which is about $525. Which is a lot of money. While this is an unpainted prototype, the finished product will…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Teasing The Virtual Boy On Its 15th Birthday

  It was 15 years ago this month that the ill-fated Virtual Boy, Nintendo’s only real failure in the video game hardware market, was released in Japan. To celebrate, here are mock-ups of some games that never appeared on the system! Pixel Joint are running a contest this week to drawp up what it would look…

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  The Nintendo Game You Control With YOUR FACE

  Controlling a video game with your hands? Check. Controlling one by swinging your arms around? Check, Nintendo’s done that. Controlling one with your feet? Ditto. Controlling a game with your face? Nintendo has done, too. The title of DSi Ware game “Kao Glider” (Face Glider) says it all: you control a hang glider with your…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Video Games Can Help Convict You Of Crimes (Or Prove You’re Innocent!)

  Security expert Brandon Nesbit is about to give a talk on how video games and consoles can help catch a criminal. Or, if you’re under investigation and did nothing wrong, how they can clear your name! It’s all in the alibi. Nesbit, who will soon give a presentation to the DEFCON Security Conference, will be…

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  Sony Back In The Black

  Japanese electronics giant Sony has had a tough time during the past few years. But haven’t we all? A new report states that thanks to aggressive cost-cutting, Sony is poised to post an operating profit of US$342 million (30 billion yen) for the first corner. In the same period last year, Sony posted a 25.7…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Is This Infamous 2’s Cole? Sure Looks Like It [Update]

  Cole MacGrath, hero of Infamous and bike messenger, wasn’t the best-looking game character in the world. His redesign for the sequel was even worse, though, so it’s good to see developers Sucker Punch reverting to something a little more familiar. While we already knew this about-face had been made by the team, a developer diary…

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  Super Mario Little Pony Bros.

  My Little Pony versions of game characters are not new. (See here, here and here.) This diorama, however, is something special! As seen on That Girl’s Site

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010
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  Bringing A Modern Touch To Some Retro Sprite Art

  HTML5 is, in simple terms, a new language for the web that among other things will allow for videos and animations to play without the need for Flash. It can also breathe new life into old video game art styles. Joe Huckaby over on the Effect Games blog has a great piece up showing a…

  By Luke Plunkett Published July 26, 2010
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  Summer Cosplay Looks Like This

  Right now, it’s hot in Japan, unbearably so. That didn’t keep the cosplayers away from this weekend’s Wonder Festival figurine event in Chiba, Japan. How many of these characters can you name? More importantly, how many of these characters can name you? [ワンフェス2010夏]薄着が増えた？ 夏のコスプレギャラリー [Kotaku Japan]

  By Brian Ashcraft Published July 26, 2010