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Atlus’ Fake Rock Of Ages Ripoff Gathers No Moss
If a game company is going to do something silly for April Fools’ Day, we might as well all get a free game out of it, right? Today Atlus accuses developer ACE Team stole the idea for action-strategy game Rock of Ages and used it to make a 2D game that you can play right…
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UncategorizedSega Makes No Apologies For This Thor Wii Trailer
While the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 versions of the upcoming Thor movie tie-in game embrace the thunder god’s movie appearance, Red Fly Studios’ version looks a bit more like World of Warcraft exploded in New York City. Graphics aren’t everything, of course. I’ll take a fast-paced cartoony game to a slow and stuttering graphically…
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Addictive Is The New Epic
In this addictively epic edition of Speak-Up on Kotaku, commenter Aikage the Skilled Furby is having trouble dealing with the video game industry’s ever-changing buzzwords. Apparently, “addictive” is the new “epic”. A while back we started seeing that every game included an “epic” storyline where the fate of the universe rested in the balance. Now,…
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UncategorizedWatch The Lovely Ladies Of Mortal Kombat Beat Each Other Skinless
First we got an all-ninja round of Mortal Kombat tag team action, and now Netherrealm Studios gives us an all-female battle royale. It’s all fun and games until the crotch skin comes off. Which is better, Mortal Kombat ninja battles, or this video of the Mortal Kombat ladies in action? It’s a trick question, really.…
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These New Shots From Skyrim Are No Laughing Matter
There’s nothing funny at all about the latest screenshots from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, unless you count the amount of time I spent making sure no one hid penises in them. No one is safe on April Fools’ Day. We’ll spend as much time today verifying our stories are true before posting them as…
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UncategorizedThis Is Not The Next Guild Wars 2 Character Class, But We Wish It Was
ArenaNet’s upcoming massively-multiplayer online game Guild Wars 2 has warriors, magic-users, and rogues. What’s missing? Elite military commandos. For one day and one day only, that role has been filled. Imagine playing through a SOCOM mission with your buddies and finding yourself in World of Warcraft. That’s the idea behind ArenaNet’s Commando class for Guild…
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