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  Tossed Salad Sex and My Little Pony Meet-ups Combine in Weirdo CGI News Report on The Sims Creator’s Next Game

  We know that the next game from Will Wright wants to create a unique gaming experience powered by data about how you live your life. Apparently, gamers, your lives include roughage in the bedroom and lots of booze-filled brony love. Now, the world’s seen neither hide nor hair of Hivemind yet but that’s not stopping…

  By Evan Narcisse Published January 3, 2012
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  This Brutally Cute Skyrim Mod Shouldn’t Have a Sword

  Ask any fan of virtual idol Miku Hatsune. It should have a leek. The character, who always carries a leek, is huge in Japan, and Toyota is even using Miku to sell cars in the West. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is getting a whole host of character mods for its PC version. Previously, Kotaku…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published January 3, 2012
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  America’s PremierPokémon-Playing Family Enter the Guinness Book of Arbitrary Gaming Records

  Meet the Arnold family of Frankfort, Illinois, a five-person powerhouse of pure Pokémon battling power. This championship winning team stars in the Guinness World Records Gamer’s Edition 2012 as the Largest Competitive Pokémon Video Game Family. I should really say re-meet the Arnold’s, as the family was the subject of a feature I wrote after…

  By Mike Fahey Published January 3, 2012
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  Zelda: Skyward Sword‘s Alphabet Cracked

  Leave it to Zelda fans to fix the Zelda timeline. And leave it to Zelda fans to undertake yet another laborious task: translating the in-game lingo. In the Zelda games, you see Hylian, the language written throughout the Zelda games. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the most recent Zelda title, features a new type…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published January 3, 2012
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  How Do You Feel About These Comiket Costumes?

  The winter Comiket, née Comic Market, is finished. The event’s cosplay will live on thanks to posts like this. Hooray, internet! First held in 1975, the bi-annual Comiket is the world’s biggest self-published comic book fair. A half a million people show up to Comic Market, ready to buy rare comics and soak in the…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published January 3, 2012
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  Hello, I’m Kotaku‘s New Editor-in-Chief

  I’ve been trying for a long time to get people to stop thinking that creating Hulk Hogan’s reality show is the coolest item on my resume. I think I’ve found a way. Early last month, I accepted an offer from Nick Denton, head of our parent company, Gawker Media, to become Kotaku‘s editor-in-chief. That kicks…

  By Stephen Totilo Published January 3, 2012
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  Adieu

  After writing 11,296 stories for Kotaku I find myself at a loss for words as I write this, my last for the site. I leave both Kotaku and Gawker Media today after more than seven years of features and news, silliness and personal tragedy, contests, parties, reviews and redesigns. I leave the site in good…

  By Brian Crecente Published January 3, 2012
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  It Only Takes 30 Games and 80 Movies to Get the Full Kingdom Hearts Experience

  Does playing every game in the Kingdom Hearts series qualify you as a true fan? Commenter zombie711 thinks it might be a little more involved than that in today’s Speak Up on Kotaku. I love the Kingdom Hearts series. It remains today to be my favorite series of all time. What I don’t like is…

  By Mike Fahey Published January 3, 2012
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  Check Out The First Pages of Detective Comics #5

  Gruesome things have been happening in the recently rebooted Detective Comics. How gruesome, you ask? [Spoilers if you haven’t been reading.] The Joker’s had his his face removed. Hapless citizens of Gotham have gotten cut to pieces and sewn back together, courtesy of a new villain called The Dollmaker. It’s been a grotesquely violent run…

  By Evan Narcisse Published January 3, 2012
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  Talk Amongst Yourselves

  It’s January. It’s a new year. And we need a new lead image for Talk Amongst Yourselves. Please submit your favorite old, public domain painting to our #TAYpics thread. I’ll pick a winner, which will then be the image all of you can Photoshop to your heart’s content for the rest of the month. The…

  By Stephen Totilo Published January 3, 2012
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  The Shenmue Game Nobody Wanted Is Dead

  Shenmue III, the unfulfilled third entry in the Shenmue saga, is the game fans really want. Fans did not get that game. Instead, they got Shenmue Town. Nobody wanted Shenmue Town. And now, it’s dead. Shenmue Town was a social networking take on the Shenmue adventure games. It was released in winter 2010 for Yahoo!…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published January 3, 2012
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  New Mario Party and Pokemon Games Hitting the *ahem* 4 Million-Selling Nintendo 3DS [Update]

  Nintendo tipped the world off to its coming software line-up last month, but it seems like they left a few aces up their sleeves as far as what’s coming to the 3DS. In an announcement crowing about the 4 million 3DS units the company’s sold in the United States since launch, Nintendo also declared that…

  By Evan Narcisse Published January 3, 2012
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  Town Life

  Town Life | It’s worn a little thin by 2012, but boy, wasn’t Animal Crossing something? By トキワラ Forcing Old Atari Game Boxes to Tell the Truth Rarely was there ever a greater discrepancy between actual graphics and box art design than during the Atari era. You’d get these amazingly evocative, painted box arts for…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  Xbox Live Couldn’t Handle a UFC Match

  The Xbox 360 getting UFC matches seemed like a good idea at the time. Pity Xbox Live couldn’t actually cope with all the people trying to watch one. Last Friday, UFC 141 was slated to appear on Xbox Live’s fancy TV service. It was such a big deal that Microsoft gave away 30,000 coupons so…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  Kinect and the Wii Help This Robot Pet a Cat

  It’s…it’s like the entire internet, rolled up into a single story. A software engineer by the name of Taylor Veltrop has managed to work out a way to get a Nao robot to react to his movements via both Kinect and a Wii Remote. His setup also includes a treadmill and a head-mounted display: the…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  The Zelda Timeline Has Now Been Fixed

  Nintendo recently released an official timeline for The Legend of Zelda series, and despite providing closure for some, it provided problems for others. For the latter, here is a much more plausible fix. It may not carry the official, canonical seal Nintendo’s version does, but Zac Gorman’s interpretation will probably sound a lot more believable…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  The Melvins: Honey Bucket

  You want to talk about institutions in the world of rock, you talk about The Melvins. Originally hailing from Washington State, formed in 1983 and instrumental in the formation of some guys called Nirvana, the band isn’t just still around in 2012, they’re as relevant and revered as ever. This is Honey Bucket. It’s from…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  The Kickass Mechs, Guns and Soldiers of a…Gameloft artist?

  Gameloft has a pretty poor reputation around these parts, much of it very richly-deserved, but that doesn’t mean the mobile gaming specialists are entirely without merit. In 2009 Gameloft founded Redsteam, a studio that specialises in pre-production art. Its purpose is two-fold: while it creates art for Gameloft titles, it also aims to “grow in…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  Don’t Expect Any More Zelda Games Looking Like Skyward Sword

  When Ocarina of Time was released, the next game in the series re-used its art design. When Wind Waker was released, it spawned a number of handheld and multiplayer games borrowing its cel-shaded look. Even Twilight Princess’ art style turned up more than once, even if the second outing was for a crossbow game. Skyward…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012
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  Half-Life 2 Movie Posters Make You Wish for a Half-Life 2 Movie

  If you’ve ever wanted to see a live-action Half-Life 2 movie, these mock posters are only going to make you want to see one a lot more. They’re the work of British graphic designer Sean Keenan, and are, for the most part, wonderfully tasteful and subdued. He’s based them on the posters for Chris Nolan’s…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 3, 2012