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What Are You Playing This Weekend?
You have any idea how hard it is to get off a phone call discussing options to install a heat pump, or fire insurance discounts, or school district taxes, and then pick up Prototype 2 and pretend you’re still an adult? Sorry, I’m going through house-buying crap right now. That’s right, I’m gonna be a…
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Robot Unicorn Attack Evolves into Something Even More Glorious
The single greatest thing to come out of Adult Swim since Adult Swim just got even greater. How could Robot Unicorn Attack get any better? Panda, Wolf, Gorilla, and Dragon. Yes. The sequel to the award-winning (probably) Flash, Facebook, and iOS game doesn’t screw with a good thing. It still features a Robot Unicorn, gracefully…
By Mike Fahey - Uncategorized
Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘A Steaming Pile of Mundanity’
Welcome to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don’t take that personal. This week’s review of measured disappointment and constructive criticism includes condemnation for a widely admired brand in independent games development, and sympathy for Hitler. Minecraft Xbox 350 Released: May 9 Critic: ChodeyMitchell…
By Owen Good - Uncategorized
There’s No Appealing to the Court of Public Opinion
If the folks behind Kane & Lynch 2 should be sued, they should be sued for something other than the “vicious vilifying” of the Chinese people. And they should be sued for a lot more than $1,585 dollars U.S. That figure would represent no more than 27 copies of the title sold at full retail…
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If Biker Show Sons of Anarchy Gets a Video Game, It Won’t be ‘Some Slapcrap Browser Thing’
Back in February, word passed that Sons of Anarchy, the biker-gang television series broadcast on FX in the United States, was exploring a video-game deal. It quickly followed that the talks might concern something less than the full retail release hardcore video gamers expected. Like a bullshit free-to-play browser game that no one can respect.…
By Owen Good - Uncategorized
Atari Kills the Ignition on Test Drive‘s Studios
Eden Games, makers of the Test Drive series, staged a symbolic one-day walkout last year when Atari moved forward on plans to lay off more than half the studio. Now it’s moving toward washing its hands of all of it. Financial filings by Atari say the French maker of racing games is now considered a…
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Like the Playoffs, the NHL Cover Vote Drags On
News and notes from around the world of sports video gaming: • Nearly every title at EA Sports is being put to a cover vote. We’ve had contests now for Tiger Woods PGA Tour, NFL Blitz, Madden and NCAA Football. We haven’t heard what NBA Live will be doing, but it’s a good bet whatever…
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There’s a New Way to Pitch in NCAA Football
I’ve often felt that the recruiting simulation in NCAA Football could be a salesmanship trainer at some kind of corporate retreat. Unlike the free agency or trading periods in other sports video games, you’re not sending contract terms back and forth with the CPU. Money doesn’t talk here, you do. You have to understand a…
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UncategorizedWatch Your Eve Online Character Float To Space And Back
EVE Online developer CCP bundled their players’ names into a pod earlier this week and shot it into the stratosphere, as near to space as they could get it. The weather balloon to which the pod was attached also had a camera on board. Earlier, we had amazing stills of the view far above Iceland,…
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Get Drunk and Shoot Up the Mother-Lovin’ Neighborhood This Week in Gaming Apps
Do you want to mix some drinks, or turn your neighborhood into a war zone? Anything is possible with the magic of mobile gaming, probably! It’s another eclectic mix of genres and themes this week. There’s an augmented reality shooting app; downhill skiing with an added hint of desperation; the obligatory physics puzzler; a game…
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