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UncategorizedListen To Sleeping Dogs‘ Kung Fu Master Rattle Off Hilarious Insults While You Train
Every time you pick up a statue in the open Hong Kong world of Sleeping Dogs, you can take it to your shifu (or your kung fu master). In exchange for the statue, he’ll teach you a new move to use against your enemies. But he’ll also insult your practice while you do so. Even…
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Michael Jordan and the Dream Team Meet the 2012 Gold Medalists in NBA 2K13
When Kobe Bryant hypothesized that the 2012 U.S. Men’s Basketball Team would beat the 1992 squad—the original Dream Team—Michael Jordan just laughed. Charles Barkley said only three players from the current team could have cracked their roster. Video gamers can settle it for themselves this October when both squads, in their United States Olympic uniforms,…
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UncategorizedMy Favorite New Skylander is the Most Human. Also, She Throws Narwhals.
Once the sworn protector of the SnowQueen, Chill lost her charge to the Cyclopean forces and has been attempting to atone for her failure ever since. She is a pink-skinned humanoid awash in a world of colorful creatures and towering giants. I identify with her. Her fragility. Her humanity. Her ability to toss horned arctic…
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UncategorizedChallenge Your Friends to Kill with Hitman‘s Contracts Mode
Unveiled this week at Gamescom in Germany, Hitman: Absolution‘s Contracts Mode gives players the power to create their own kill scenarios, challenging the world to be the best murder-for-hire technician they can be. It’s Play-Create-Kill! Contracts Mode adds user-generated content to the Hitman franchise, ensuring that players will have plenty to do long after the…
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Surely There’s Some Sort of Controversy Lurking in These New Tomb Raider Screens
There is absolutely nothing sexist, misogynistic or otherwise controversial about these Gamescom screens for Tomb Raider, so we’re going to have to make up our own. Oh my god, Lara Croft is helping that hardened killer execute that woman! Doesn’t work? Okay, let’s see if there’s anything else we can use here. Oh my god,…
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